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List of the stupid moves that every horror movie victim makes--the worst horror movie cliches. If you've ever found yourself yelling, "Don't run up the stairs!!" or "Get up!!" you know what we're talking about. These stereotypical moves made by victims in scary movies are usually so dumb that you start to think that they deserve their bloody ending. Stereotypical horror movie victims include the sexy girl and her lover, the helpful minority character, the overly curious guy, the macho man and the jokester. These people will all usually die in scary movies. Stupid mistakes made by horror movie victims range from underestimating how fast a killer can move to running into the woods rather than hopping in a nearby car.

Why do characters in horror movies split up? Why don't they get up when they fall? Why do women whimper softly when they are hiding by a nearby psycho murderer? If you get to the bottom of these mistakes, you just may be able to survive a horror movie. 

 

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Split from the Group is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Split from the Group Not the best time to go it alone. 

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Whimper While Hiding Near the ... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Whimper While Hiding Near the Killer

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Shoot the Villain Once and Ass... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Shoot the Villain Once and Assume He Is Dead Welp, my work is done here. Oh no! He is still alive and is now coming after me!

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Investigate a Strange Sound is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Investigate a Strange Sound Ooh! A scary noise! I should arm myself with this flashlight and go investigate!

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Leave the Doors Unlocked is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Leave the Doors Unlocked

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Trip and Don't Get Up Immediat... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Trip and Don't Get Up Immediately

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Don't Look Behind Them is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Don't Look Behind Them

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Scream While They Are Running ... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Scream While They Are Running Away AAAAAH - if only I - AAAAAH - could run - AAAAH - a little faster! But I am screaming, so I can't.

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Ignore Warnings is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Ignore Warnings Stay in that haunted hotel or that creepy town in the middle of nowhere that people have warned you about. 

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Run and Hide in the Basement W... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Run and Hide in the Basement Where They'll Be Trapped.

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Run Upstairs! is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Run Upstairs!

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Run Into the Woods Rather Than... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Run Into the Woods Rather Than Sticking to the Road

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Watch Someone Being Killed Ins... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Watch Someone Being Killed Instead of Using It As an Opportunity to Get Away

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Don't Call the Police for Back... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Don't Call the Police for Back Up

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Hide in a Nearby, Obvious Stru... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Hide in a Nearby, Obvious Structure This abandoned tool shed will do!

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Don't Arm Yourself Even Though... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Don't Arm Yourself Even Though A Killer Is on The Loose

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Answer the Door at Night When ... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Answer the Door at Night When You Aren't Expecting Anyone

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Follow a Trail of Blood is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Follow a Trail of Blood

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Wear High Heels, a Mini Skirt,... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Wear High Heels, a Mini Skirt, Etc. (for the ladies, of course) How are you supposed to run in that?

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Drop the Car Keys is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Drop the Car Keys

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Forget to Charge Your Phone is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Forget to Charge Your Phone

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Push Your Ear Against a Wall o... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Push Your Ear Against a Wall or Door When It Goes Quiet

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Ask If Someone Is There When I... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Ask If Someone Is There When It's Quiet

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Try to get to the car once and... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Try to get to the car once and then give up

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Throw Away a Gun When It Is Ou... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Throw Away a Gun When It Is Out of Ammo

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Act Like Car Doors Can't Be Un... is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Act Like Car Doors Can't Be Unlocked from the Inside

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Jump Out the Window Without Ch... is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Jump Out the Window Without Checking What's Beneath

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Find a Body and Decide to Stic... is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Find a Body and Decide to Stick Around and Investigate

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Have Sex or Get Naked is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Have Sex or Get Naked Dead and dead. It doesn't seem fair, but the slutty ones always die first. 

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Go Swimming at the Creepy Camp... is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Go Swimming at the Creepy Campground

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Leave Random Weapons Laying Ar... is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Leave Random Weapons Laying Around in Your House Just in case your stalker didn't already have a weapon on hand, you just gave him one to use against you. 

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Tell Your Friends You'll Be &q... is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Tell Your Friends You'll Be "Right Back"

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Trust the Creepy Little Kid Wh... is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Trust the Creepy Little Kid Who Offers Advice

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Being the Token Black Guy in t... is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Being the Token Black Guy in the Group

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Always Have to Touch the Blood... is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Always Have to Touch the Blood On the Floor

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Sneak Up Behind Your Friend an... is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Sneak Up Behind Your Friend and Grab Her Shoulder Jokesters don't last long

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Accidentally Kill Your Friend is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Accidentally Kill Your Friend

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Answer the Phone is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Answer the Phone

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Don't Get Their Car Servic... is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Don't Get Their Car Serviced Regularly How else can you explain the coincidental engine trouble every time they need to make a quick escape?

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Ignoring Possible Danger When ... is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Ignoring Possible Danger When the Dog Barks On Something or Run Away from Something

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Try To Scare a Friend is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Try To Scare a Friend

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Don't Answer the Phone the Sec... is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Don't Answer the Phone the Second Time

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Take a Bath or Shower is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Take a Bath or Shower

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Don't Call Back When They Get ... is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Don't Call Back When They Get Hung-up On

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Fight Among Themselves Despite... is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Fight Among Themselves Despite Violent Horde of Zombies Trying to Kill Them

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Ignore Warning of Supposedly C... is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Ignore Warning of Supposedly Crazy Old Coot That Knows More About Situation Than They Do

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Always Checking Themselves, Al... is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Always Checking Themselves, Alone, "why Their Friends Haven't Returned Yet"

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Use a Match or a Candle and Do... is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Use a Match or a Candle and Don't Use a Flashlight

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The Foreshadowing is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Foreshadowing death return of the living dead (punk girl... being eaten alive)dawn of the dead :prick steve (if i become 1 of them blow my F$$$$$$ brains out)