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There are like a billion (11) elephant jokes on this list for you. So the next time you go to the zoo and need something to use to break the ice with that cute zookeeper you’ve had your eye on, These might be some perfect opening lines! They might not be! But they might! You have to try! You'll never know unless you try.

If you’ve ever wondered how a shy elephant might be described, or what you would call an airplane shaped like an elephant, These jokes have the answer. As silly as these jokes might be, there’s no animal quite as fun as an elephant. Blanket statement.

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Why Don't Elephants Like Playi... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Elephant Jokes
Why Don't Elephants Like Playing Cards In The Jungle? Because of all the cheetahs! 

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Why Does The Elephant Bring To... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Elephant Jokes
Why Does The Elephant Bring Toilet Paper To The Party? Because he is a party pooper. 

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What Do You Call An Elephant T... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Elephant Jokes
What Do You Call An Elephant That Doesn't Matter? An irrelephant. 

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What's Big And Grey And Wears ... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Elephant Jokes
What's Big And Grey And Wears A Mask? The elephantom of the opera! 

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What Do You Get When You Cross... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Elephant Jokes
What Do You Get When You Cross An Elephant And A Rhino? Hellifiknow!

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What's Grey, Beautiful, & ... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Elephant Jokes
What's Grey, Beautiful, & Wears Glass Slippers? Cinderelephant! 

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What Do You Call An Elephant A... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Elephant Jokes
What Do You Call An Elephant At The North Pole? Lost.

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What Do You Call An Elephant T... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Elephant Jokes
What Do You Call An Elephant That Never Washes? A smellyphant! 

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What Did The Grape Say When Th... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Elephant Jokes
What Did The Grape Say When The Elephant Stepped On It? Nothing. It gave a little wine.

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What Do You Call A Passenger P... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Elephant Jokes
What Do You Call A Passenger Plane Shaped Like An Elephant? A dumbo jet

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What Do You Get When You Cross... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Elephant Jokes
What Do You Get When You Cross An Elephant And A Potato? Mashed potatoes!