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Welcome to Earthv
Scorch Supernova: "It's so beautiful! Commencing rescue OP. Greetings! We heard your call for help." [inflatable man is shot with a dart] "Don't you die on my buddy!" [Scorch is hit with a dart] "Okay, I love you guys…"
Shanker: "Welcome to earth."
Upon arriving on earth, Scorch meets a very friendly fellow who seems to love waving. While he doesn't realize he's talking to an inflatable advertisement figure, he does notice when he's hit with a dart from Shanker.
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Scorch Has Been Capturedv
Gary Supernova: "Scorch has been captured."
Gary and the rest of the Supernova family are alarmed when they get the news that Scorch has been captured on earth. That puts Gary in quite a difficult situation.
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You Think Humans Could Build This Stuff?v
Doc: "There's only one way out of here. Invent enough cool stuff and Shanker let's you go. That's how Area 51 works. He lures the smartest aliens from across the universe and throws us in jail. Take Thurman. He was a professor. Those four hands invented touchscreen technology. Or Io, she used to be a librarian. She got so mad looking stuff up for people that she invented the search engine. And most importantly, me. After my radio show got famous, I invented social networking. I've got five billion pending friend requests. That's how Shanker bankrolls this place. He rips off our technology and sells it to the world. He's got deals with everybody, Apple, Facebook, them Google guys. You think humans could build this stuff? I don't think so!"
As Doc explains, many of our favorite forms of technology are not from this planet, rather the handiwork of aliens. Who would have ever thought tech giants outsourced their work that far?
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Scorch Supernova: "Sweet flying, Gary! I didn't think you had it in you… The important thing is to stay calm. Stay call. Ahh! We all gonna die!"
Io: "I don't fly well."
Thurman: "When I feel queasy I try breathing deeply through my nose."
Io might be a giant scary looking alien but get her on a space ship and she is no match for air sickness. That is unfortunate as Scorch, Gary, Thurman and she try to outrun their enemies.
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Gary Supernova: [banging a cup on his cell doors] "You can't do this! I know my rights!"
Thurman: "Hey, hiya, roomie! Hey, are you finished with the toilet? I'm Thurman, pleased to meet you."
Gary Supernova: "Hello, oh my goodness, you're all covered in slime."
Thurman: "Ugh, you're all dried out."
Gary Supernova: "Not anymore"
Thurman: "I'm from Zedelbrock 475"
Gary Supernova: "Never heard of it"
Thurman: "You've heard of Zedelbrock 473?"
Gary Supernova: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course"
Thurman: "It's two planets over"
Gary Supernova: "Makes sense"
Thurman: "Anyway, you should settle in. Throw your stuff on the bottom bunk."
Gary Supernova: "I gotta get out of here."
What's worse than being in a jail on a foreign planet? Being in one covered in slime from your new cellmate."
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Gary Supernova: "Kira, Kip's gone! Kip's gone!"
Kira Supernova: "What?"
Gary Supernova: "The rescue pod"
Kira Supernova: "We've gotta get to BASA before he does."
Gary Supernova: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?"
Kira Supernova: "We're using the rocket boots."
Gary Supernova: "Are you crazy? The gyroscope is off. The thrust mechanism is broken. They're not ready to fly."
Kira Supernova: "I've spent 15 years as a BASA test pilot. It's not rocket science."
Gary Supernova: "That's exactly what it is! They're rocket boots!"
Kira Supernova: "Gary, turn off your brain and hang off!"
Desperate times call for desperate measures so when Kip goes missing, Kira is eager to find him with the help of their experimental rocket boots. Gary tries to talk her out of it but like many husbands, ends up going along with that his wife wants.
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Kip Supernova: "I'm gonna be just like uncle Scorch someday."
Gary Supernova: "Nope, better have another kid."
Kira Supernova: "Gary!"
Gary Supernova: "Just what every father wants to hear. My son wants to be like my dimwitted brother."
Kira Supernova: "Oh relax. He's excited. Besides, what could Scorch possibly give your son that you can't?"
Scorch Supernova: [on TV] "I dedicate this planet to my nephew Kip."
Kip Supernova: "I got my own planet! Awesome!"
Kira Supernova: "Okay, that's pretty hard to top."
Gary is getting every father's worst nightmare. Instead of admiring him, Gary's son Kip loops up to Gary's brother Scorch. To be fair, Gary never had a chance once Scorch started dedicating entire planets to Kip.
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I'm the Brains, You're the Brawn
Gary Supernova: "I'm the brains and you're the brawn."
Without brother Gary, Scorch wouldn't be half the man he is. Gary is the brains and Scorch is the brawn.
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