Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Movie Quotes

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Best Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind quotes, with movie clips, ranked by fans. This list of great movie quotes from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind collects all of the most famous lines from the film in one place, allowing you to pick the top quotes and move them up the list. Quotations from movies are repeated all the time in other movies, on television, in speeches and in day-to-day life, so having a good knowledge of good movie quotes (and having resources useful to search movie quotes) have become essential. Some of the most quotable movies of all time have great movie quotes you may reference all the time without even knowing where they came from.

Winner of 2005's Best Original Screenplay Oscar, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is filled with gorgeous visuals and sharp dialogue that created numerous memorable movie quotes. The film itself follows a heartbroken man as he attempts to have the once love of his life erased from his memory completely as he has found out she has already done.

This list includes all the best Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind lines and moments, just as they appeared in the actual movie script. Whether they are funny quotes, sad quotes, quotes about love or death, all the most famous Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind quotes are here.



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    It's Technically a Brain Damage

    Joel: Is there any risk of brain damage?
    Howard: Well, technically speaking, the operation is brain damage, but it's on a par with a night of heavy drinking. Nothing you'll miss.

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    But You Will Be

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    Joel: I can't see anything that I don't like about you.
    Clementine: But you will! But you will. You know, you will think of things. And I'll get bored with you and feel trapped because that's what happens with me.
    Joel: Okay.
    Clementine: Okay.

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    Mary: Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.
    Mary: Nietzsche. Beyond Good and Evil. Found it in my Bartlett's.

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    By The World Forgot

    Mary: How happy is the blameless vestal's lot! / The world forgetting, by the world forgot / Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! / Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd.

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    I'm Flexible

    Joel: I think we should go.
    Clementine: No, it's our house! Just for tonight...[she looks at an envelope on the counter]
    Clementine: ...we are David and Ruth Laskin. Which one do you want to be? I prefer to be Ruth, but I'm flexible.

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    Being a Kid

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    Clementine: Sometimes I don't think people realize how lonely it is to be a kid.

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    I'm Not A Nutso

    Clementine: Look, I'm sorry if I came off a little nutso, I'm not really.
    Joel: That's okay, I really didn't think you were.

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    I Wish...

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    Clementine: I wish you'd stayed.
    Joel: I wish I'd stayed, too. NOW I wish I'd stayed. I wish I'd done a lot of things. I wish I'd... I wish I'd stayed... I do.

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    Clementine: Look man, I'm telling you right off the bat I'm high maintenance. So I'm not gonna tip-toe around your marriage or whatever it is ya got goin' on there. If you wanna be with me, you're with me.
    Joel: Okay.

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    Nothing Makes Any Sense

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    Patrick: Baby, whats wrong?
    Clementine: I don't know! I DON'T KNOW! I'm lost! I'm scared! I feel like I'm disappearing! MY SKIN'S COMING OFF! I'M GETTING OLD! Nothing makes any sense to me! NOTHING MAKES ANY SENSE!

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    It's Confidential

    Howard: ...Our files are confidential Mr. Barish so we can't show you any evidence. Suffice it to say, Miss Kruczynski was not happy and she wanted to move on. We provide that possibility.

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    A Stalker

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    Clementine: You're not a stalker, or anything, right?
    Joel: I'm not a stalker. YOU'RE the one that talked to me, remember?
    Clementine: That is the oldest trick in the stalker book.
    Joel: Really? There's a stalker book? Great, I gotta read that one.

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    Incapable of Eye Contact

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    Joel: If only I could meet someone new. I guess my chances of that happening are somewhat diminished, seeing that I'm incapable of making eye contact with a woman I don't know.

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    I'm Not Pathetic

    Joel: It's 3 o'clock.
    Clementine: I kinda sorta wrecked your car.
    Joel: You're driving drunk. It's pathetic.
    Clementine: I was a little tipsy. Don't call me pathetic.
    Joel: Well, it is pathetic. And it's f**king irresponsible. You could've killed somebody. I don't know, maybe you did kill somebody. Should we turn on the news and see? Should I check the grille to see if there's children or small animals?

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