- 1+ 6- 1
It's Technically a Brain DamageJoel: Is there any risk of brain damage?
Howard: Well, technically speaking, the operation is brain damage, but it's on a par with a night of heavy drinking. Nothing you'll miss.
- 2+ 6- 2
But You Will BevJoel: I can't see anything that I don't like about you.
Clementine: But you will! But you will. You know, you will think of things. And I'll get bored with you and feel trapped because that's what happens with me.
- 3+ 5- 1
Beyond Good and EvilvMary: Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.
Mary: Nietzsche. Beyond Good and Evil. Found it in my Bartlett's.
- 4+ 4- 0
By The World ForgotMary: How happy is the blameless vestal's lot! / The world forgetting, by the world forgot / Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! / Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd.
- 5+ 4- 1
I'm FlexibleJoel: I think we should go.
Clementine: No, it's our house! Just for tonight...[she looks at an envelope on the counter]
Clementine: ...we are David and Ruth Laskin. Which one do you want to be? I prefer to be Ruth, but I'm flexible.
- 6+ 4- 1
Being a KidvClementine: Sometimes I don't think people realize how lonely it is to be a kid.
- 7+ 2- 1
I'm Not A NutsoClementine: Look, I'm sorry if I came off a little nutso, I'm not really.
Joel: That's okay, I really didn't think you were.
- 8+ 1- 0
Nothing Makes Any SensevPatrick: Baby, whats wrong?
Clementine: I don't know! I DON'T KNOW! I'm lost! I'm scared! I feel like I'm disappearing! MY SKIN'S COMING OFF! I'M GETTING OLD! Nothing makes any sense to me! NOTHING MAKES ANY SENSE!
- 9+ 1- 0
High MaintenancevClementine: Look man, I'm telling you right off the bat I'm high maintenance. So I'm not gonna tip-toe around your marriage or whatever it is ya got goin' on there. If you wanna be with me, you're with me.
- 10+ 1- 0
I Wish...vClementine: I wish you'd stayed.
Joel: I wish I'd stayed, too. NOW I wish I'd stayed. I wish I'd done a lot of things. I wish I'd... I wish I'd stayed... I do.
- 11+ 1- 1
It's ConfidentialHoward: ...Our files are confidential Mr. Barish so we can't show you any evidence. Suffice it to say, Miss Kruczynski was not happy and she wanted to move on. We provide that possibility.
- 12+ 0- 0
A StalkervClementine: You're not a stalker, or anything, right?
Joel: I'm not a stalker. YOU'RE the one that talked to me, remember?
Clementine: That is the oldest trick in the stalker book.
Joel: Really? There's a stalker book? Great, I gotta read that one.
- 13+ 0- 0
Incapable of Eye ContactvJoel: If only I could meet someone new. I guess my chances of that happening are somewhat diminished, seeing that I'm incapable of making eye contact with a woman I don't know.
- 14+ 0- 1
I'm Not PatheticJoel: It's 3 o'clock.
Clementine: I kinda sorta wrecked your car.
Joel: You're driving drunk. It's pathetic.
Clementine: I was a little tipsy. Don't call me pathetic.
Joel: Well, it is pathetic. And it's f**king irresponsible. You could've killed somebody. I don't know, maybe you did kill somebody. Should we turn on the news and see? Should I check the grille to see if there's children or small animals?