Recently, historians revealed that while Adolf Hitler was trying to take over the world, he was dealing with a “tiny deformed penis,” as well as one testicle. This news brought to light several questions about the medical deformity known as the micropenis. Because it’s ingrained in men from birth that you have to be a Greek god to be seen as attractive, a lot of guys don’t talk about their smaller than average genitals, which leads to quite a bit of misinformation. We’ve decided to clear up a lot of the noise that’s out there about the microphallus, and hopefully answer some of your burning questions. Here’s everything you need to know about micropenises.
What is a micropenis?
A micropenis is an unusually small penis. It is a penis that is 2.5 deviations from the average penis size - three centimeters when stretched while flaccid; it has also been referred to as a buried penis or an inverted penis. Here is a NSFW picture of a micropenis (IF YOU CLICK THIS LINK YOU WILL ARRIVE AT A PICTURE OF A MICROPENIS). The condition is usually recognized after birth. And according to Wikipedia, most eight- to 14-year-old boys referred for micropenis do not actually have a micropenis.
Get the true story of a man with a micropenis here.
What is it like for a man to have sex if he has a micropenis?
According to NY Mag's interview with a man who has a micropenis, how good or bad the sex is depends a lot on the people involved, and how educated they are about getting the most out of what they're working with. However, penetrative sex can be "really very difficult." Another man told Buzzfeed that his micropenis "ruined his marriage." Generally, it seems, men don't like having micropenises.
What is it like for a woman to have sex with a man who has a micropenis?
According to one anonymous gal, having penetrative sex with a micropenis "felt like someone was knocking on a door but not pushing through." Another told Buzzfeed that while the penetrative sex "was kind of awkward for us both," they mostly focused on oral, and it was satisfying. And yet another said that the size of the micropenis did make it awkward, but that he made up for it "in some serious cunnilingus skills."
Is it difficult for a man with a micropenis to impregnate women?
According to doctor Sari Locker, the size of a penis doesn't matter when it comes to conception. The force of the ejaculate is enough to fertilize an egg. She says that position is what matters when it comes to getting pregnant from a micropenis. So: "sperm should be deposited so that it moves toward the back of the vagina, to go into the cervix. Rather than having sex with the woman on top (which could cause semen to leak out after ejaculation) instead, the woman could be more likely to get pregnant if they have sex with the man on top."