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Timon/Pumbaa Watched Nala/Simba Have Sex... While Singing About It
Upon seeing Nala's sex-face while they were kids, a generation of furries was born.
The Lion King’s Simba and Nala were Disney’s version Zach and Kelly from "Saved By The Bell," even down to a hit love ballad and a romantic-romance-rekindling-in-the-woods montage to rival any Robin Hood film. Who could forget that beautiful moment when they finally looked into each other’s eyes, rubbed heads, and had a crap load of spring break style off screen lion sex? Simba’s buddies Timon and Pumba certainly remember, because they watched the entire thing. And sang about it while it was happening.
On the one hand, they don’t have a lot going on besides eating bugs and farting. But on the other hand, put yourself in Simba’s paws. It’s your first time and she’s your dream girl. Yet your pervy uncle is watching behind the closet door. It gets worse. You can hear him singing about what you’re doing. Can you feel the love tonight? Hell, can you even get the love up tonight?l< << PREV 1 of 7 NEXT >>
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