Most humans have peed outside at one point in their lives. Chalk it up to drunkenness or even a strong connection with our Neanderthal ancestors who almost exclusively peed outside. For full-bladdered five-year-olds, it's almost even a rite of passage to stop at the side of the interstate and pee in the woods during a long car trip.
Unfortunately, common sense and decency states that it is improper and illegal to freely whip out one's peen or vageen in public. Thus, it is quite easy to be arrested and given a pesky public urination citation when you hear the call of the wild on a public sidewalk or elementary school playground. In another case of celebrities being just like us, many famous people have been arrested for public urination.
Although some celebrities have managed to avoid being arrested or fined by publicly peeing without any cops around (ahem Justin Bieber, ahem Kesha), there have been far more sad souls who fell victim to police officers' annoying tendency to enforce public urination laws. Celebrities who behaved badly on planes, the airport, or musical festivals where people could clearly see them didn't get off as easy. Please enjoy this list of celebrities who were caught peeing in public.
The Messiah of hot messes, comedian Andy Dick had always been bound to be caught peeing in public at some point. In 2008, the former TV star was arrested for drunkenly peeing outside a Buffalo Wild Wings.
#471 on The Funniest People of All Timesee more on Andy Dick
Billionaire Robert Durst has been thrice accused of murder, so his 2015 arrest for public urination was probably amateur hour for him. After Durst peed on a CVS candy rack in 2015, his lawyer chalked the incident up to a "medical mishap."see more on Robert Durst
Kesha didn't technically get "busted" but she really could have. Early one morning in 2012, she posted this photo and wrote, “pee pee on the street. PoPo come n get me if u can find meeee. I blame traffik.” Which is so weird.
#250 on The Best Pop Groups/Artists
#511 on The Best Singers of All Timesee more on Kesha
One of the many obnoxious things Justin Bieber has done is that one time that he peed in a restaurant's mop bucket and yelled "F*ck Bill Clinton" (?) before walking out. Which okay, is kind of funny.
#293 on The Best Pop Groups/Artistssee more on Justin Bieber
Before the Rolling Stones became famous for much more scandalous activities, they received a slap on the wrist (and a five-pound fine) for peeing on a gas station wall in 1965. The story goes that bassist Bill Wyman "really had to go" on drive home from a London concert, the band pulled into a gas station, and the attendant told them they didn't have a bathroom he could use. They didn't believe him.
After a bit of an altercation with the attendant, several members of the band pissed on the gas station wall in solidarity. Bill Wyman, Mick Jagger, and Brian Jones, who were all in their early 20s at the time, were found guilty of the insulting behavior.
#132 on Celebrity Death Pool 2014see more on Bill Wyman
In late 2015, Wiz Khalifa visited the whiz palace... on a public Pittsburgh side street. He was promptly arrested and cited for public urination. That probably didn't stop him, though. He's probably peeing in public somewhere right now.
#49 on The Worst Bands of All Time
#1795 on The Best Rock Bands of All Timesee more on Wiz Khalifa
Prince William didn't get arrested, but we couldn't resist calling him out for peeing on a friend's estate during a polo match.
#56 on Famous Tall Men Over 6'2see more on Prince William, Duke of Cambridge
When the Guns N' Roses guitarist couldn't wait in his flight's bathroom line any longer, he decided to enact his own version of sky law and converted the plane's galley into a bathroom. After his arrest, Stradlin's publicist insisted the incident had just been Stradlin's "way of expressing himself."
Also Rankedsee more on Izzy Stradlin