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Fat Jokes

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List of Fat Jokes and humor, culled from TV shows, films, stand-up comedy and pop culture. These one-liners and humorous anecdotes look at Fat Jokes from a variety of perspectives, and try to find humor in wry observations, through irony and sarcasm, and even just by being silly. Human beings love to laugh, and being able to notice life's little absurdities can make even bad days seem a bit cheerier. Some of these jokes about Fat Jokes are designed with that in mind, from amusing little witticisms to obscure references to puns. Others take a more satirical approach to the subject of Fat Jokes, mining hypocrisy and criticism for laughs.

The jokes on this page take many forms and are written in different formats. Some have a very traditional set-up/punchline style, with the set-up in bold and the punchline written smaller in the space below. Others are more like mini-stories or scenarios, in which case they've simply been broken up in a way that's convenient and easy to read. Go through them all and vote for your favorites!


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    Yo Mama

    She got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
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    Last Christmas

    Yo Mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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    Yo Mama so fat

    She wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!
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    How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

    You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.
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    Diet

    A fat lady says to Big Bertha, "I have had it with dieting... I lost two pounds last week and nobody noticed."
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    Japan

    Yo Mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling, "Godzilla Godzilla!"
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    Fat lady is lying on the beach

    A lifeguard approaches her and says, "Excuse me ma'am, could you please leave the beach?" The obese lady replies, "Why? What's wrong?" Well you see, says the lifeguard, "It's getting pretty late, and the tide wants to come in!"
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    Fat Pun

    What is the difference between a skinny person and a fat person? The skinny person is a very lean and the fat person is very jell-ous.
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    Weighing

    If weight is a number, then mine is unlisted.
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    Yo Mama

    Once she jumped in the water, everone ran out yelling, "Tsunami!"
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    Lipstick

    Yo Mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
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    Scale

    Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
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    Yo Mama

    So fat that your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss he'd have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up!
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    Yo Mama

    She took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said, "we don't do curtains."
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    Bungee Jumping Mamma

    Your Mama's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
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    Biggest loser

    He's so fat when they applied for the biggest loser tv show. They said, "sorry, there's a weight limit."
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    You know you're fat when...

    The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. You know the true meaning of the word plus-size. You can't see your feet without sitting down.
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    A man with a cork

    One day in the locker room, Bob sees a fat man with a cork in his ass. Curious, he asks the fat man how it got there. "Well," says the fat man, "I was walking along the beach when I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke and this great magnificent guy in a turban came rolling out, it said, I am a genie. For releasing me I can grant you one wish? And I said, 'No s**t!'"
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    Famine

    Two guys were walking down two different streets. They meet each other at an intersection and look at each other intently.

    Fat man to the other: Seems like someone's been through a famine.
    Skinny man replied: Now I know who caused it.
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    Judy

    She has so many double chins she looks like she is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.
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