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Yo MamaShe got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
- 2+ 20- 12
Yo Mama so fatShe wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!
- 3+ 20- 13
Last ChristmasYo Mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
- 4+ 18- 12
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.
- 5+ 16- 11
DietA fat lady says to Big Bertha, "I have had it with dieting... I lost two pounds last week and nobody noticed."
- 6+ 14- 9
JapanYo Mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling, "Godzilla Godzilla!"
- 7+ 12- 8
Fat lady is lying on the beachA lifeguard approaches her and says, "Excuse me ma'am, could you please leave the beach?" The obese lady replies, "Why? What's wrong?" Well you see, says the lifeguard, "It's getting pretty late, and the tide wants to come in!"
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Fat PunWhat is the difference between a skinny person and a fat person? The skinny person is a very lean and the fat person is very jell-ous.