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Yo MamaShe got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
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Last ChristmasYo Mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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Yo Mama so fatShe wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!
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How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.
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DietA fat lady says to Big Bertha, "I have had it with dieting... I lost two pounds last week and nobody noticed."
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JapanYo Mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling, "Godzilla Godzilla!"
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