- 1+ 16- 6
She got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
- 2+ 20- 12
Yo Mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
- 3+ 20- 12
Yo Mama so fat
She wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!
- 4+ 18- 12
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.
- 5+ 16- 11
A fat lady says to Big Bertha, "I have had it with dieting... I lost two pounds last week and nobody noticed."
- 6+ 14- 9
Yo Mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling, "Godzilla Godzilla!"
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