fictional characters 10 Final Fantasy Characters Deemed Too Sexy for America  

Kellen Perry
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From the late-'80s to the mid-'90s, Nintendo dominated the video game market, and Nintendo of America insisted that all games released on its consoles in the states follow their PG-13 “Video Game Content Guidelines.” This meant no "sexually suggestive or explicit content," among many, many, other restrictions, including no references to religion, alcohol, drugs, or politics. For JRPG fans, this meant a lot of censored Final Fantasy characters in America.

Final Fantasy censorship in the US began back in 1987 with the very first game in the franchise and lasted until Nintendo final loosened up in the N64 era. Since then, many of the games have, fortunately, been re-released on other consoles in all their uncensored glory. But even in the so-called eighth generation of video game history, a few sexy Final Fantasy characters were toned down in official artwork released in America. Since this is the Internet age, we can look at all the 16-bit midriffs and Harajuku Girl-inspired character sketches we want, worry-free. Enjoy!


Rydia is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list 10 Final Fantasy Characters Deemed Too Sexy for America
Photo:  Square Enix/Square Enix

Rydia was one of two characters from The After Years toned down for American players - but not in the game itself. The promotional artwork in Japan is far more revealing than what was released in America, with Rydia wearing a one-piece thong number with exposed sides. The Japanese art is actually truer to how she is depicted during gameplay, but the censored version of her outfit was used in the opening movie for the repackaged Final Fantasy IV: The Complete Collection in both regions.

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Goddess (Final Fantasy VI)


Goddess (Final Fantasy VI) is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list 10 Final Fantasy Characters Deemed Too Sexy for America
Photo:  Square Enix/Square Enix

Japanese players fighting their way through Kefka's Tower in Final Fantasy VI had to take on the extraordinarily scantily-clad Goddess, one of three final bosses before taking on the Statue of the Gods and the evil Kefka himself. American players, apparently, needed just a little bit more left to the imagination.

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Siren (Final Fantasy VI)


Siren (Final Fantasy VI) is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list 10 Final Fantasy Characters Deemed Too Sexy for America
Photo:  Square Enix/Square Enix

In Final Fantasy VI, Siren is a magical harp-wielding being known as an "esper" that teaches your party members magic while also casting a spell preventing your enemies from casting their own spells. In Japan on the Super Famicom, she's bottomless, and, tellingly, that spell is called "Lunatic Voice." In the American Super Nintendo release, she's fully dressed and the spell is called "Hope Song."

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Porom (Final Fantasy IV: The After Years)


Porom (Final Fantasy IV: The A... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list 10 Final Fantasy Characters Deemed Too Sexy for America
Photo:  Square Enix/Square Enix

Porom's artwork was seriously toned down for America, with her sheer, lingerie-like top made far less transparent. The artwork is really the only time she appears like this: in After Years gameplay across platforms and in the Complete Collection FMV, she looks a lot more modest (as modest as you can look wearing a sheer pink curtain and thigh-high socks).

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Critic/Alluring Rider (Final Fantasy VI)


Critic/Alluring Rider (Final F... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list 10 Final Fantasy Characters Deemed Too Sexy for America
Photo:  Square Enix/Square Enix

Yes, that's a whip-wielding dominatrix riding a giant green tapir. In Japan, she's wearing a tiny, midriff-exposing top and might have a thong on? It's hard to tell. In America, this Final Fantasy VI enemy is wearing what appears to be a unitard with shorts and a turtleneck and is known, hilariously, as "Critic." Americans were shielded from her true identity as "Alluring Rider."

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Chadarnook (Final Fantasy VI)


Chadarnook (Final Fantasy VI) is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list 10 Final Fantasy Characters Deemed Too Sexy for America
Photo:  Square Enix/Square Enix

Chadarnook is a demon/goddess in Final Fantasy VI possessing a painting owned by a morbidly obese rich dude named Owzer. In the Japanese version, the naked goddess form of Chadarnook is just barely covered with fog, revealing her midriff, thighs, and cleavage. In the American version, meanwhile, it looks like someone set off a smoke bomb.

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Starlet/Lakshmi (Final Fantasy VI)


Starlet/Lakshmi (Final Fantasy... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list 10 Final Fantasy Characters Deemed Too Sexy for America
Photo:  Square Enix/Square Enix

In the American version of Final Fantasy VI (known at the time, confusingly, as Final Fantasy III), the esper Starlet was called Lakshmi, the Hindu equivalent of Aphrodite, and healed the party in a pretty, uh, sensual way, "wearing" nothing more than a sheet while casting a spell called "Alluring Embrace." In America, she basically looked like a purple Statue of Liberty taking a nap. When summoned by your party, she restored hit points with a wholesome, all-American spell called "Group Hug."

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Medusa (Final Fantasy)


Medusa (Final Fantasy) is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list 10 Final Fantasy Characters Deemed Too Sexy for America
Photo:  Square Enix/Square Enix

While kids playing the original Final Fantasy in Japan got to fight Medusa in all her topless-yet-nippleless 8-bit glory, Americans got Medusa in a sports bra. Even a hideous Gorgon that turns men to stone needs a little support, right?