Fat people can eat whatever they want. So what's five... ten... fifty more pounds. see more on KFC
The awesome thing about gaining weight, is that it is socially acceptable now to use a motorized chair to get around in. This way you can never walk again! Usually this only happens for handicapped people, but guess what fat people are handicapped.
Now I know what you're thinking heart attacks are a bad thing. Not really, they are if you were jogging or working out. Too much work to die of a heart attack. I'd rather just eat bacon until my heart gives out.