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Homeless Over a Party Foul«»Up 12Down 2Jesse: "I need a minute of your time, okay? A minute where you are just neutral and you're not judging each other and you are not holding on to s***."
Lauren: "Whenever I smell urine, it reminds me of the time you peed in my hair."
Katie: "Ugh, there was a bump. What do you want me to say about it?!"
Lauren: "There was no bump!"
Jesse: "Stop it! You two hate each other for no reason! I am so sick and tired of living like a child of divorce. Why don't you just live together for the summer, see how it goes? Okay, Lauren, honey, I have a question. Where are you sleeping tonight, cause it's not at my place? I have that Peruvian boy coming over from the gym. And Katherine, may I remind you that your most promising applicant was that woman that looked like Ted Danson and could not stop *******? Do you want that? You two, my gorgeous angels, are about to be homeless in Washington Square Park over a f****** party foul and I don't like to give out spare change so you're on your own."
Rather than see his two best friends out on the street, Jesse tries to mediate a truce between Lauren and Katie. He explains that the choice is simple, they can get over the "party foul" that put them at odds and live together or they can both live on the street.l< << PREV 1 of 10 NEXT >>
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