Friends With Benefits Movie Quotes

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'Friends With Benefits' movie quotes, with video clips, are plentiful, not surprisingly. This 2011 raunchy comedy, starring Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis, is filled with memorable quips! J.T. and Mila play buddies Dylan and Jamie. When both of their respective relationships go bad, these two decide that they need sex. They don't want to get involved, and risk screwing up their friendship - so they set out to have JUST casual sex - with absolutely zero strings attached. Over time, they find that this whole 'friends with benefits' deal can get really complicated, really fast. Read on for some of the best 'Friends With Benefits' quotes around. If you see a quote that isn't listed, add it!

'Friends With Benefits' received pretty good reviews from movie critics. Combine that with the movie's star power and you have a winner: 'Friends' took in more than $18 million in the first weekend of release. By September of 2011, the movie had raked in more than $55.5 million.

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    Who You Spend Saturday With

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    Tommy: "You know what I discovered - it's not who you want to spend Friday night with, it's who you want to spend all day Saturday with...feel me Felix?"
    Dylan: "Yeah, I get it Tommy."
    Tommy: "Yeah, you don't. I'm out." (jumps in his boat)
    Dylan: "You have a boat?!'
    Tommy: "I live in Jersey, and I ain't taking no ferry - unless it's out to dinner and a show!"

    Words of wisdom from Tommy, without question. Friday night: Slam Piece. Saturday All Day: Relationship.
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    I Want My Best Friend Back

    I Want My Best Friend Back is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Friends With Benefits Movie Quotes
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    Dylan: "Look, I can live without ever having sex with you again. It'll be really hard. Hey, I want my best friend back. Because I'm in love with her."
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    Emotionally Damaged

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    Jamie: "You're emotionally unavailable?"
    Dylan: "Oh, yeah."
    Jamie: "I'm emotionally damaged!"

    Jamie and Dylan both get dumped by significant others who are quick to point out their various faults. Mr. Emotionally Unavailable, meet Ms. Emotionally Damaged!
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    Let's Play Tennis

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    Jamie: "I miss sex."
    Dylan: "I miss sex too."
    Jamie: "I mean sometimes you just need it."
    Dylan: "Why does it always have to come with complications?"
    Jamie: "And emotion!"
    Dylan: "It's a physical act, like playing tennis."
    Jamie: "Do you want more beer?" (Bends over, giving Dylan a clear view of her bottom)
    Dylan: "Let's play tennis!"

    And there you go, the idea is born, the seed is planted. These two are gonna play tennis, with absolutely no strings and no complications. Yeah, right.
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    Your Body is a Wonderland

    Your Body is a Wonderland is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Friends With Benefits Movie Quotes
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    Kayla: "We missed 'Your Body is a Wonderland.'"
    Dylan: "Okay only one song - that's not so bad right?"
    Kayla: "It was f**king 'Your Body is a Wonderland!' Next time, instead of being late, just sh*t on my face. Because that's kind of the same thing as missing 'Your Body is a Wonderland."

    Seriously Dylan, that's like in the Dating Handbook, and by now it may be an actual Dating Commandment: Thou Shalt NOT Miss 'Your Body is a Wonderland.' Ever.
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    Shut Up Katherine Heigl

    Shut Up Katherine Heigl is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Friends With Benefits Movie Quotes
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    Jamie: "I've got to stop buying into this Hollywood cliche of true love. Shut up Katherine Heigl, you stupid liar!"

    Yep Jamie, life is definitely NOT like a Katherine Heigl movie, be it 'The Ugly Truth' or 'Knocked Up' or '27 Dresses' or...whatever else.
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    Dylan: "Why do women think the only way to get a man to do what they want is to manipulate him?"
    Jamie: "History, personal experience, romantic comedies."

    Good answer Jamie, and very truthful.
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    Really Big Eyes

    Really Big Eyes is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Friends With Benefits Movie Quotes
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    Jamie: "Let me just ask you a quick question? And just know that I am not at all crushed by this break up. So, be honest. Why?"
    Quincy: "Is this a trick?"
    Jamie: "No. Just pure anthropological research."
    Quincy: "Okay. You want someone to sweep you off your feet, but you're more interested in getting swept off your feet than the someone who's doing the sweeping. You seem like you got it totally together, but you're actually really emotionally damaged. Also, you have like really big eyes. And that freaks me out sometimes."
    Jamie: "Thank you. That's enough."
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