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'Friends With Benefits' movie quotes are plentiful, not surprisingly. This 2011 raunchy comedy, starring Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis, is filled with memorable quips! J.T. and Mila play buddies Dylan and Jamie. When both of their respective relationships go bad, these two decide that they need sex. They don't want to get involved, and risk screwing up their friendship - so they set out to have JUST casual sex - with absolutely zero strings attached. Over time, they find that this whole 'friends with benefits' deal can get really complicated, really fast. Read on for some of the best 'Friends With Benefits' quotes around. If you see a quote that isn't listed, add it!

'Friends With Benefits' received pretty good reviews from movie critics. Combine that with the movie's star power and you have a winner: 'Friends' took in more than $18 million in the first weekend of release. By September of 2011, the movie had raked in more than $55.5 million.

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Who You Spend Saturday With

Tommy: "You know what I discovered - it's not who you want to spend Friday night with, it's who you want to spend all day Saturday with...feel me Felix?"
Dylan: "Yeah, I get it Tommy."
Tommy: "Yeah, you don't. I'm out." (jumps in his boat)
Dylan: "You have a boat?!'
Tommy: "I live in Jersey, and I ain't taking no ferry - unless it's out to dinner and a show!"

Words of wisdom from Tommy, without question. Friday night: Slam Piece. Saturday All Day: Relationship.
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I Want My Best Friend Back Added by: Randolph

Dylan: "Look, I can live without ever having sex with you again. It'll be really hard. Hey, I want my best friend back. Because I'm in love with her."
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Emotionally Damaged

Jamie: "You're emotionally unavailable?"
Dylan: "Oh, yeah."
Jamie: "I'm emotionally damaged!"

Jamie and Dylan both get dumped by significant others who are quick to point out their various faults. Mr. Emotionally Unavailable, meet Ms. Emotionally Damaged!
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Are You Asking Me Out?

Dylan: ""Hey I was thinking of getting some lunch - do you know a place?"
Jamie: ""Are you asking me out? I mean, I'm the only friend you have in New York - you don't wanna complicate that."
Dylan: ""I'm not asking you out..."
Jamie: I mean sure we'd have fun, roll around, get to some erotic humiliation fantasy, but it would all blow up in our faces..."
Dylan: (interrupts Jamie's rant) ""I'm not f**king asking you out! I swear to God!"
Jamie: (tearfully) ""You don't have to be so mean about it..."
Dylan: ""I'm sorry..."
Jamie: (laughing) ""Come on, it's my treat!"

Right away, Jamie establishes herself as a buddy who doesn't go all girlie on Dylan.
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Your Body is a Wonderland

Kayla: ""We missed 'Your Body is a Wonderland.'"
Dylan: ""Okay only one song - that's not so bad right?"
Kayla: ""It was f**king 'Your Body is a Wonderland!' Next time, instead of being late, just sh*t on my face. Because that's kind of the same thing as missing 'Your Body is a Wonderland."

Seriously Dylan, that's like in the Dating Handbook, and by now it may be an actual Dating Commandment: Thou Shalt NOT Miss 'Your Body is a Wonderland.' Ever.
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Let's Play Tennis

Jamie: "I miss sex."
Dylan: "I miss sex too."
Jamie: "I mean sometimes you just need it."
Dylan: "Why does it always have to come with complications?"
Jamie: "And emotion!"
Dylan: "It's a physical act, like playing tennis."
Jamie: "Do you want more beer?" (Bends over, giving Dylan a clear view of her bottom)
Dylan: "Let's play tennis!"

And there you go, the idea is born, the seed is planted. These two are gonna play tennis, with absolutely no strings and no complications. Yeah, right.
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Shut Up Katherine Heigl

Jamie: "I've got to stop buying into this Hollywood cliche of true love. Shut up Katherine Heigl, you stupid liar!"

Yep Jamie, life is definitely NOT like a Katherine Heigl movie, be it 'The Ugly Truth' or 'Knocked Up' or '27 Dresses' or...whatever else.
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Really Into Cargo Pants Added by: Randolph

Dylan: "Did you do a background check on me?"
Jamie: "How could you possibly max out an Old Navy card?!"
Dylan: "I was just out of college and really into cargo pants."
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Manipulation

Dylan: ""Why do women think the only way to get a man to do what they want is to manipulate him?"
Jamie: ""History, personal experience, romantic comedies."

Good answer Jamie, and very truthful.
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Slam Piece

Lorna: "So my daughter is just your slam piece?"
Dylan: "No, uh."
Lorna: "Just kidding - slam away!"

Jamie's mom, Lorna (Patricia Clarkson), seems to have absolutely no problem with her daughter's arrangement with Dylan.
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Third Eye Blind

Jamie: "Are we getting too old for this?"
Dylan: "Sex?"
Jamie: "Casual sex, it's still so college-y."
Dylan: "I can sing some Third Eye Blind."
Jamie: "Okay."
Dylan: "Closing time, one last call for alcohol so..."
Jamie: "That's not Third Eye Blind."
Dylan: "I'm pretty sure that's Third Eye Blind."
Jamie: "No."

Yeah Jamie, that is definitely Third Eye Blind, though given your current um, situation, we understand if it temporarily escapes your memory. Oh wait, maybe it's Semisonic? Never mind. Enjoy sexy time with Dylan...
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Really Big Eyes Added by: Randolph

Jamie: "Let me just ask you a quick question? And just know that I am not at all crushed by this break up. So, be honest. Why?"
Quincy: "Is this a trick?"
Jamie: "No. Just pure anthropological research."
Quincy: "Okay. You want someone to sweep you off your feet, but you're more interested in getting swept off your feet than the someone who's doing the sweeping. You seem like you got it totally together, but you're actually really emotionally damaged. Also, you have like really big eyes. And that freaks me out sometimes."
Jamie: "Thank you. That's enough."
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Lock That Down

Jamie: "No emotions, just sex."
Dylan: "I guess we should just start."
Jamie: "Bedroom!"
Dylan: "What's wrong with the couch?"
Jamie: "The bedroom has better light, and since we're just friends I don't have to be insecure about my body."
Dylan: "Come on, you're beautiful, you have nothing to...."
Jamie: "No no no no no! That sounds emotionally supportive...lock that down!"
Dylan: "Your ass is a little bony."
Jamie: "Much better."

Jamie means business - no emotions, just sex.
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Should Be Fine

Dylan: (After Jamie gets naked) "I can work with that."
Jamie: "'Kay." (Dylan gets naked) "Should be fine."

The beginnings of a beautiful tennis match!
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Highly Inappropriate

Tommy: "The babies you two are gonna have. Those things are gonna get *really* big and then *really* small."
Dylan: "We're not together."
Tommy: "That was a highly inappropriate series of comments and I apologize."

Dylan's buddy Tommy (Woody Harrelson) has some of the best lines in 'Friends With Benefits,' including this one. Apparently at this point, he doesn't know the nature of Dylan and Jamie's little arrangement.
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Special Time

Dylan (to Jamie): "Is it your special time? They have an app for that. No wait..." (looks at phone) "No, you're good to go."

Another example of a great quote - this movie is chock full of them...
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