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Who You Spend Saturday WithTommy: "You know what I discovered - it's not who you want to spend Friday night with, it's who you want to spend all day Saturday with...feel me Felix?"
Dylan: "Yeah, I get it Tommy."
Tommy: "Yeah, you don't. I'm out." (jumps in his boat)
Dylan: "You have a boat?!'
Tommy: "I live in Jersey, and I ain't taking no ferry - unless it's out to dinner and a show!"
Words of wisdom from Tommy, without question. Friday night: Slam Piece. Saturday All Day: Relationship.
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I Want My Best Friend Back
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Emotionally DamagedJamie: "You're emotionally unavailable?"
Dylan: "Oh, yeah."
Jamie: "I'm emotionally damaged!"
Jamie and Dylan both get dumped by significant others who are quick to point out their various faults. Mr. Emotionally Unavailable, meet Ms. Emotionally Damaged!
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Let's Play TennisJamie: "I miss sex."
Dylan: "I miss sex too."
Jamie: "I mean sometimes you just need it."
Dylan: "Why does it always have to come with complications?"
Jamie: "And emotion!"
Dylan: "It's a physical act, like playing tennis."
Jamie: "Do you want more beer?" (Bends over, giving Dylan a clear view of her bottom)
Dylan: "Let's play tennis!"
And there you go, the idea is born, the seed is planted. These two are gonna play tennis, with absolutely no strings and no complications. Yeah, right.
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Your Body is a WonderlandKayla: "We missed 'Your Body is a Wonderland.'"
Dylan: "Okay only one song - that's not so bad right?"
Kayla: "It was f**king 'Your Body is a Wonderland!' Next time, instead of being late, just sh*t on my face. Because that's kind of the same thing as missing 'Your Body is a Wonderland."
Seriously Dylan, that's like in the Dating Handbook, and by now it may be an actual Dating Commandment: Thou Shalt NOT Miss 'Your Body is a Wonderland.' Ever.
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Shut Up Katherine HeiglJamie: "I've got to stop buying into this Hollywood cliche of true love. Shut up Katherine Heigl, you stupid liar!"
Yep Jamie, life is definitely NOT like a Katherine Heigl movie, be it 'The Ugly Truth' or 'Knocked Up' or '27 Dresses' or...whatever else.
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ManipulationDylan: "Why do women think the only way to get a man to do what they want is to manipulate him?"
Jamie: "History, personal experience, romantic comedies."
Good answer Jamie, and very truthful.
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Really Big EyesJamie: "Let me just ask you a quick question? And just know that I am not at all crushed by this break up. So, be honest. Why?"
Quincy: "Is this a trick?"
Jamie: "No. Just pure anthropological research."
Quincy: "Okay. You want someone to sweep you off your feet, but you're more interested in getting swept off your feet than the someone who's doing the sweeping. You seem like you got it totally together, but you're actually really emotionally damaged. Also, you have like really big eyes. And that freaks me out sometimes."
Jamie: "Thank you. That's enough."