Happy Birthdays Apr 10 2002 Much to George's unpleasant surprise, Angie and his family throw him a very belated surprise birthday party, while a new worker, accident-prone Amy, threatens the pride George takes in his workplace's
Curious George Apr 03 2002 George worries about Carmen when she brings a boy home for the first time. He persuades Max to spy on them, but despite finding no impropriety, George threatens Duncan, embarrassing Carmen. Later,
Prototype Mar 27 2002 "Prototype" is the pilot episode and first episode of the television series George Lopez. The episode centers on George getting promoted after 15 years working on the assembly line and has
Max's Big Adventure Apr 17 2002 Benny and George find themselves holding open auditions for workers to replace Jim's position at the factory due to a bar fight, while George decides to prove something to Max when Max insists on
The Unnatural Oct 30 2002 Max's coach asks George to have him sit out the next game. Rod Carew, Steve Garvey, Joe Morgan and Jim Palmer have cameos.
No Free Launch Nov 06 2002 Sandra Bullock, one of the executive producers of the series, reprises her role as "Accident Amy," a klutzy employee who works under George's supervision. And her bout of bad luck may
Secrets and Lies Mar 26 2003 When Benny learns that George's father, who left her years ago to care for George alone, is now wealthy, she decides that she deserves to get rich herself. After getting drunk on her lunch hour, she
George Has Two Mommies May 07 2003 When George and Angie get into major financial trouble, Benny secretly asks Lydia, the second wife of George's estranged father, for help. Meanwhile, George does his best to obtain extra money-leading
Halloween Cheer Oct 23 2002 Carmen goes into a funk after her best friend moves away; George is ordered to fire a worker with calamities in his personal life.
Token of Unappreciation Oct 09 2002 The "cool" girls court Carmen, but not her best friend; George is tempted by another firm after he's dissed by his bosses.
This Old Casa Jan 08 2003 George is sick of being unappreciated by Benny, so with the urging of Angie, he decides to remodel his mother's run-down bathroom. Hoping for a simple thank you, George's plan backfires and Benny
The Valentine's Day Massacre Feb 05 2003 When George gives Angie a disappointing gift for Valentine's Day, Angie has a flashback to high school in the '80s, when George painted a great mural of her for the holiday. But when Angie takes the
Meet the Cuban Parents Dec 11 2002 When Angie's parents, Vic and Emilina, come to visit the family for Christmas, George thinks they still believe he's not good enough for their daughter. But George shows he can take care of his family
George vs. George Feb 26 2003 George and Angie want a loan for Carmen's schooling, but they find out they have bad credit when they go to the bank. He says that can't be right, but he finds out that it actually is another George
Profiles in Courage Mar 12 2003 The airplane parts factory where George works is under consideration by the federal government for more business. Afraid that a certain employee's ethnic background will hinder the company's chances
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Honey Nov 27 2002 After learning Benny had a one-night fling with a co-worker 35 years ago, George believes he has finally found his father. He meets Lalo - whose picture bears a striking resemblance to George -- and
Long Time No See May 14 2003 After George's estranged father gives him a huge loan to save the family from financial ruin, George vows to visit him in Phoenix. But George's difficult personal journey becomes a family vacation
Girl Fight Feb 12 2003 After Carmen ends her relationship with her classmate Adam, he tries to ruin her reputation at school. George and Angie want to repair the damage, but school counselor Tommy, who knew George when they
A Kiss Is Just a Kiss Mar 05 2003 As a surprise for Angie's birthday, George arranges for her father Vic and sister Gloria to visit for the celebration. Upset about her upcoming divorce and jealous of her sister's marriage to a good
The Show Dyslexic Oct 16 2002 George goes into denial when Max is thought to have dyslexia, and things only get worse when Angie suggests he may have it, too.
Love Bites Nov 20 2002 After George's warning about the evils of boys, Carmen comes home with a hickey; Ernie uses Max to meet single moms.
I Only Have Eyes for You Apr 23 2003 Carmen's friend is over to study and wants to change out of her dress. When Max hars this, he pulls aposter off his wall to reaveal a hole. He looks through but Carmen sees him and sprays perfume in
Who's Your Daddy? Oct 02 2002 George bumps into his long lost Aunt Cecilia who informs him that his father, who his mom has always insisted was dead, is still alive. After drawing the truth from Benny, George conjures up images of
Charity Dec 04 2002 When Angie finds she has more free time around the house, she volunteers with a variety of charities. Feeling invincible, she soon finds herself joining more organizations than she can handle, and
Super Bowl Jan 15 2003 The Lopez family finds out that Benny's estranged brother, Uncle Joe is dying. George and Angie convince Benny to reconcile with Uncle Joe-but Benny's more interested in getting Joe's Super Bowl
Team Leader Apr 30 2003 George has to fill out employee evaluations, and doesn't know what to put for Ernie. He puts all 9's when his mom tells him it is because they are trying to figure out who to layoff. It turns out they
Girls Night Out Apr 02 2003 After giving a young ex-gang member, Marisol, a job at the factory and a chance for a new life, George is shocked when Angie takes further pity on Marisol and allows her to live in the Lopez home
The Wedding Dance Nov 13 2002 Angie doesn't mind when George offers their backyard for a friend's wedding reception. But his refusal to dance there is another story.
Why You Crying? Jan 09 2004 George and Angie react with rage after Benny disciplines Max for talking back and acting out at school.
Bachelor Party May 07 2004 Amy returns and attempts to break up the soon-to-be married Benny and Randy.
The Trouble with Ricky Jan 23 2004 When George discovers Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand.
Weekend at Benny's Feb 20 2004 When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the kids to Benny's house for the weekend, to teach them tough love.
She Drives Me Crazy Apr 16 2004 After Benny proves to be irresponsible while teaching Carmen to drive, George reluctantly takes it upon himself with disastrous results.
George's House of Cards Apr 02 2004 When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.
Carmen's Dating Oct 17 2003 Carmen begins seeing the most popular boy in school, but when he won't be seen in public with her, George and Angie intervene to set him straight.
Split Decision Oct 24 2003 Powers Brothers Aviation lands a huge government project and decides to let everyone have the day off and party at a bar. But George gets in trouble when he lets slip that Mel went to Vegas with
Christmas Punch Dec 12 2003 At Christmastime, George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus.
Dubya, Dad and Dating (2) Sep 26 2003 In the two-part season premiere, George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror of Carmen's
No One Gets Out Alive Oct 31 2003 The Lopez family turns their home into a haunted house in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation.
George Goes to Disneyland Apr 30 2004 When Max wins an award at school, Angie says she will take him to Disney World. Finally off for a weekend to go, George attempts to get out of it because of other commitments, but in reality, he just
Fishing Cubans Nov 14 2003 This year, Angie decides that her and George should just get something cheap and from the heart for their anniversary. This gives Vic an opening to convince George to help him smuggle his brother
Benny and Randy Feb 13 2004 George interferes with Benny and Randy's relationship, causing Randy to break up with Benny. Benny starts to mope around so George goes to have a talk with Randy. George sees that Randy really does
Angie Gets Tanked Mar 19 2004 When George and Angie fill in at the dunk tank for a school fundraiser, a student's prank puts Angie in a very embarrassing position. Meanwhile, George becomes fiercely competitive when N.Y. Yankee
God Needles George Feb 06 2004 George is reluctant to keep his promise to Max when a miracle seems to save the family dog from being put to sleep.
Wrecking Ball May 14 2004 Still furious about her break-up with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss' car. So when the Powers Aviation factory is vandalized, Benny gets the blame for this too - but it's a
Feel the Burn Oct 10 2003 George discovers he has a long-lost sister; Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.
Dubya, Dad and Dating (1) Sep 26 2003 George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror of Carmen's unexpected political outbursts,
Jason Tutors Max Feb 27 2004 Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.
Dance Fever Apr 09 2004 After receiving an award for excellence in business management, George humiliates himself dancing at a congratulatory party in front of his entire staff in order to gain approval from his mom.
Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney? Nov 21 2003 After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving dinner, George learns his estranged father needs a new kidney.