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Below is a complete My Wife and Kids episode list that spans the show's entire TV run. Photos from the individual My Wife and Kids episodes are listed along with the My Wife and Kids episode names when available, as are the dates of the original airing of the episode. My Wife and Kids episodes from every season can be seen below, along with fun facts about who directed the episodes, the stars of the and sometimes even information like shooting locations and original air dates. Vote for your favorite items, including “Fantasy Camp,” “The Bahamas (1)” and more. Are you remembering a funny scene but can't think of the name that the My Wife and Kids episode is from? Scroll below and you'll find what you're looking for.

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Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow May 09 2001 - Michael's accountant dies suddenly, making Mike take a whole new perspective about his life. He buys a wig (or a hair piece as he like to call it) and starts to demonstrate his love for his ...more

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Making the Grade is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Making the Grade Apr 11 2001 - Jr. gets an F in Algebra and forges it into an A. Claire finds out about it and soon starts to blackmail Jr. so she won't tell their parents. But Michael and Janet are smarter than that and ...more

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The Truth Hurts is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
The Truth Hurts Mar 28 2001 - Michael suspects the family is less than truthful about certain matters.

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A Little Romance is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
A Little Romance May 02 2001 - Michael's brother Ken comes to visit and brings his newest girlfriend. While Jr. is mainly interested in seeing parts of her body, Michael envies his brother because his own sex life became a ...more

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Of Breasts and Basketball is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Of Breasts and Basketball Apr 04 2001 - Michael (Damon Wayans) doesn't take it well when he loses at basketball; Claire (Jazz Raycole) buys a padded bra

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Working It is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Working It Apr 11 2001 - Michael hires an attractive girl to tutor Junior in math.

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Pilot is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Pilot Mar 28 2001 - Michael Kyle (Damon Wayans) quests for a traditional family.

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He Said, She Said is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
He Said, She Said Apr 18 2001 - Jay wants Michael to quit watching TV and spend a little more time with the family - something that apparently only she wants. But Michael insists on watching a basketball game. When Jay talks ...more

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Breaking Up and Breaking It is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Breaking Up and Breaking It Apr 25 2001 - Claire develops her first real crush on a boy, and Michael does everything to break them up. But instead of threatening the guy like he would usually do, Michael become friends with him, to the ...more

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Grassy Knoll is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Grassy Knoll Apr 04 2001 - Janet is trying to get rid of some old clothes, so after Michael opposes to that she and him make a deal that everything that is not worn by the end of the week has to go. All week long they ...more

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Snapping and Sniffing is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Snapping and Sniffing Apr 18 2001 - Jr. is having problems at school with a bully, so Michael and Janet invite his parents over to discover some of the kid's weak points. Jr. teases the kid back and Claire punches him in the nose. ...more

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Return of the Wall is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Return of the Wall Mar 04 2002 - Jay is coaching Kady's soccer team. The girls complain it's not any fun and Michael tries talking to Jay about it. He ends up taking over coaching the team and promising to make it fun for the ...more

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Thru Thick and Thin is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Thru Thick and Thin Oct 17 2001 - Janet returns home from taking care of her mom's injury, and she's put on a few pounds after eating mom's home cooking. Michael doesn't know how to ""diplomatically"" tell ...more

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Letting Go is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Letting Go Nov 28 2001 - Kady has acquired a hamster and Claire has a crush on a boy named Tony. Both developments pose parental challenges for Michael and Jay. The hamster dies. And Michael wishes Claire's new beau ...more

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Double Date is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Double Date Feb 13 2002 - Claire wants to go on her first date with Tony, but Michael is reluctant to let her. So he decides he and Jay should also go with them to the movies so they can check on Tony. He proves to be a ...more

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Road Trip is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Road Trip Jan 30 2002 - Jay organizes a historic trip to Paul Revere's house for the entire family to learn more about American history. She even packs colonial food (which Michael hates) to give it an extra touch. ...more

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Get Out is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Get Out Jan 23 2002 - Michael is on a mission — to get his notoriously late family dressed and ready to go to a wedding in 15 minutes, but everybody has some sort of problem that keeps them from getting fully ...more

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Anniversary (2) is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Anniversary (2) May 22 2002 - The anniversary day finally comes and Michael goes out to play golf, leaving Jay devastated at home. Later, she goes out for drinks with her girlfriend Wanda, who insists Jay should confront ...more

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Learning to Earn It is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Learning to Earn It Dec 12 2001 - Michael decides to teach the kids how to handle money due to their inability of spending the allowance money wisely. He proposes that each kid comes up with their own business, and at the end of ...more

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Table for Too Many (1) is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Table for Too Many (1) Feb 06 2002 - Michael gets to the gas station and has to wait forever for the guy in front of him to move on. Irritated, he gets home to watch the Michael Jordan game on TV, but Jay says they're going out for ...more

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The Whole World is Watching is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
The Whole World is Watching Nov 21 2001 - Jay buys Jr. computer appliances (including a 24-hour broadcast webcam), and Michael protests saying he'll only use it for porno instead of studying. They start to fight over who's in charge, ...more

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Working Relationship is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Working Relationship Mar 20 2002 - Jay's feeling bored ever since she was fired. She can't think of anything else to do around the house, and won't let Michael watch the Jordan game until he hires her as the new accountant at his ...more

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Make Over is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Make Over May 01 2002 - Jay and Michael are grocery shopping when they run into Susan Green, former cheerleader from their highschool. Susan is in great shape, which makes Jay feel ugly and inadequate like she did back ...more

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Table for Too Many (2) is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Table for Too Many (2) Feb 06 2002 - Michael, who dislikes going out to dinner because it's always an overpriced ordeal, allows Janet to convince him to take the family to a Japanese restaurant. Once there, he feels like he's being ...more

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Jay Gets Fired is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Jay Gets Fired Nov 14 2001 - Jay's in for a surprise when she takes Claire and Kady to her office on Take Your Daughters to Work Day: She gets fired. ""Baby, I'm so sorry,"" Michael tells her. She knows ...more

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No Rules is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
No Rules Oct 03 2001 - The kids are chafing at Michael's household rules, so he drops them all. He also stops doing anything for them. That means they must cook their own meals and get themselves to school. It also ...more

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Mom's Away (1) is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Mom's Away (1) Sep 26 2001 - While Jay is away taking care of her mother who broke the leg, Michael is left in charge of the house and the kids. They all miss their mother, and nothing Michael does seems to be as good how ...more

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He Heard, She Heard is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
He Heard, She Heard Oct 24 2001 - Claire asks her parents to go to a party, but Michael won't let her. Jay thinks he should trust his daughter more, so he lets her spend the night over at Erica's (even though that wasn't his ...more

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The Bowling Show is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
The Bowling Show May 08 2002 - The Tylers and The Kyles go at it in a game of bowling. All this is going on during Star Trek night. Junior meanwhiles develops a crush on The Tyler's daughter.

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Papa Said Knock You Out is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Papa Said Knock You Out Feb 27 2002 - Michael freaks out when he spots a gray hair, but not on his head. He feels he's getting too old, and decides to practice boxing again to get in shape. He even teaches Jr. some tricks and some ...more

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Back Story is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Back Story Apr 03 2002 - When the kids tease him about getting old, Michael pretends to have hurt his back in a game of Twister so they will have to cater to his every whim.

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Perfect Dad is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Perfect Dad Oct 10 2001 - The kids complain that Michael is being too strict since Jay left the house to take care of their grandma, so they call for a family meeting where they all discuss the way they think the family ...more

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Jr. Kyle, Boy Genius is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Jr. Kyle, Boy Genius Mar 27 2002 - After receiving Jr.'s SATs score results (a perfect 1600), the Kyles believe they have a genius in the house and start treating him more respectfully. Unfortunately, the results weren't Jr.'s, ...more

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Jr. Gets His License is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Jr. Gets His License May 15 2002 - Michael is stopped by a cop while giving Jr. a driving lesson and it seems that Michael's license has expired. So father and son must both take driving tests.

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Let Them Eat Pie is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Let Them Eat Pie Nov 07 2001 - Claire, playing a dare game with Jr. and Kady, eats Michael's piece of pie. Michael's punishment: Let them eat pie (and only pie). Meanwhile, Michael offers to be the dieting Jay's ...more

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Mom's Away (2) is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Mom's Away (2) Sep 26 2001 - The pregnancy test was Charmaine's, who is thinking about running away from home. Thanks to Michael's advice on teen parenting (something he had to go through himself), Charmaine decides to talk ...more

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Quality Time is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Quality Time Jan 16 2002 - Janet is annoyed with Michael who feels that, after spending time with her, he's entitled to time alone — an opinion shared by the marriage counselors they end up seeing, much to Janet's ...more

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Michael's Garden is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Michael's Garden Oct 31 2001 - Lou Rawls guest stars in an episode that takes a lighthearted but informative look at a serious problem: colon cancer. It's especially acute among African-Americans over 40—and guess ...more

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Anniversary (1) is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Anniversary (1) May 22 2002 - Michael and Janet's 15th anniversary is approaching. Jay's girlfriend Wanda brings her Brian McKnight's tickets (a concert Jay was really looking forward to see), but unfortunately she has to ...more

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Failure to Communicate is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Failure to Communicate Feb 22 2002 - Michael's parents come to visit him, but Michael is worried about the way they treat each other and how that is reflecting on his own children. After a disastrous attempt to fix things, Michael ...more

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The Big Bang Theory is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
The Big Bang Theory May 07 2003 - Michael and Jay panic when Claire reveals that she and Tony have decided to have sex. Her parents try by all means to change their minds and stop them, unsuccessfully. When the day and time ...more

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The Kyles Go to Hawaii (3) is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
The Kyles Go to Hawaii (3) Oct 02 2002 - A mad scramble ensues when Michael finds out that the family's flight home from Hawaii leaves much earlier than he thought, but matters are complicated when a love-smitten Jr. insists on staying ...more

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The Fighting Kyles is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
The Fighting Kyles Nov 06 2002 - Sick and tired of listening to their kids fights, Michael and Janet act like they are fighting themselves so Jr. and Claire can see how annoying it is and quit it. But the three Kyle children ...more

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Here Come Da Judge is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Here Come Da Judge Mar 05 2003 - When Jr and Claire find a lost wallet containing $500, it's time for a session of ""family court"" to decide who gets the money. Meanwhile, Claire's boyfriend Tony induces

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Crouching Mother, Hidden Fathe... is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Crouching Mother, Hidden Father Oct 30 2002 - Jay volunteered to be the director for Kady's kindergarten class play, but due to illness she is forced to step away from the production, leaving it all on the hands of Michael – for the ...more

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Jr's Risky Business (1) is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Jr's Risky Business (1) Feb 05 2003 - As a very impressed Michael sees it, his son's girlfriend, Vanessa is an absolute prize: ""She's beautiful, smart, personable and polite... you guys have nothing in common,"" ...more

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Claire's New Boyfriend is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Claire's New Boyfriend Oct 23 2002 - After Michael admits liking Claire's boyfriend, Tony, she dumps him. The poor kid is devastated, and since Michael likes him so much he decides he's going to help Tony win Claire back – ...more

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Claire's Permit is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Claire's Permit Mar 26 2003 - Claire has taken her driving permit, but Michael won't lend her the car because he doesn't think she can drive very well. Nevertheless, Claire steals the car keys thinking if she goes out really ...more

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Jr's Risky Business (2) is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Jr's Risky Business (2) Feb 12 2003 - After walking in on Jr. and his girlfriend having sex on his bed, Michael decides that he and Junior can no longer live under the same roof and throws his son out. Feeling sympathetic for her ...more

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Open Your Heart is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Full List of My Wife And Kids Episodes
Open Your Heart Dec 11 2002 - Jay decides to attend a ""Open Your Heart"" seminar for struggling couples, even though she and Michael are happier than ever. Her excuse is ...more