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What did one Japanese man say to the other?
I don't know. I can't speak Japanese.
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?
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What do you call a Jewish cop?
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Why did the Catholic priest get sent to jail?
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Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
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A guy walks into a bar...
Which is unfortunate because he has a drinking problem.
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What do you call someone who kills a black person?
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Chuck Norris walks into a bar...
And he's greeted with great respect, because he's such a talented actor.
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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school?
Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.
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Roses are red, violets are blue...
I have Alzheimer's Disease, Cheese on toast
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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A blonde is a human woman and bowling balls are inanimate objects used in the sport of bowling.
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Your Mama is so old...
She is probably going to die pretty soon.
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Ahmed walks into Abbar...
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
It doesn't really matter, because it's just a fish and doesn't understand the idea of having a name.
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What is a vampire's favorite dessert?
Vampires aren't real.
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What do an elephant and a grape have in common?
One of them is purple.
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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar.
Legally, bars in America have to serve people of all religions.
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
I'm worried that you're in an abusive relationship and I think you should seek help.
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