Funniest Anti-Jokes
Often, anti-jokes function by presenting an audience with a traditional humorous set-up for a joke, only to have the punchline differ in format, purpose or intention. For example, everyone is familiar with the format of a "Knock Knock Joke." The joke-teller begins "knock, knock," the person hearing the joke replies "who's there," and then the joke-teller proceeds to set up a pun or humorous turnaround. However, in an anti-joke version, the "knock knock" scenario is commonly played straight, subverting the attempt at humor.
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Tom. Can you let me in?
In this example, the joke-teller is supposed to proceed into telling a joke, but instead presents a traditional comment someone might make if they were knocking on a door. The more common the set-up for a joke ("Three men walk into a bar..."), the more likely it is to be used ironically as a set-up for an anti-joke. ("Ouch.") In this way, anti-jokes can be seen as deconstructions of the practice of joke-telling, pointing out the way jokes work rather than using the traditional format to get laughs.
What follows are classic examples of anti-jokes. Are they funny? That's for you to decide. Vote up the examples that made you laugh the most (or the least?)
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What did one Japanese man say to the other?
“ I don't know. I can't speak Japanese. „ - 2Up 52Down 21
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
“ The Holocaust. „ - 3Up 46Down 22
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
“ Where's my tractor? „ - 4Up 47Down 23
What do you call a Jewish cop?
“ Officer „ - 5Up 47Down 23
Why did the Catholic priest get sent to jail?
“ Tax evasion. „ - 6Up 39Down 21
What do you call someone who kills a black person?
“ Murderer „ - 7Up 40Down 24
Chuck Norris walks into a bar...
“ And he's greeted with great respect, because he's such a talented actor. „ - 8Up 33Down 19
Why was six afraid of seven?
“ It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear. „ - 9Up 31Down 21
Ahmed walks into Abbar...
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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school?
“ Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again. „ - 11Up 27Down 20
Your Mama is so old...
“ She is probably going to die pretty soon. „ - 12Up 22Down 17
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
“ It doesn't really matter, because it's just a fish and doesn't understand the idea of having a name. „ - 13Up 20Down 15
A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar.
“ Legally, bars in America have to serve people of all religions. „ - 14Up 26Down 22
What is a vampire's favorite dessert?
“ Vampires aren't real. „ - 15Up 27Down 24
Roses are red, violets are blue...
“ I have Alzheimer's Disease, Cheese on toast „ - 16Up 20Down 17
A guy walks into a bar...
“ Which is unfortunate because he has a drinking problem. „ - 17Up 24Down 23
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
“ A blonde is a human woman and bowling balls are inanimate objects used in the sport of bowling. „ - 18Up 21Down 22
What did the five fingers say to the face?
“ Nothing. Fingers can't talk. „ - 19Up 19Down 21
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
“ I'm worried that you're in an abusive relationship and I think you should seek help. „ - 20Up 16Down 19
What's black and blue and red all over?
“ Due to the infinite nature of the universe, many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner. „ - 21Up 18Down 23
Knock Knock
“ Come in! „ - 22Up 16Down 21
A man walks into a library to get a book on suicide...
“ The librarian says "Do you have a library card?" The man says "no" and leaves. „ - 23Up 20Down 28
What do an elephant and a grape have in common?
“ One of them is purple. „ - 24Up 13Down 22
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
“ So what? You have AIDS. „ - 25Up 12Down 27
When is a door not a door?
“ When it is half-open. „
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