- 1+ 273- 104
What did one Japanese man say to the other?
I don't know. I can't speak Japanese.
- 2+ 174- 81
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
- 3+ 152- 71
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?
- 4+ 141- 74
What do you call a Jewish cop?
- 5+ 113- 73
Why did the Catholic priest get sent to jail?
- 6+ 103- 65
What do you call someone who kills a black person?
- 7+ 84- 54
A guy walks into a bar...
Which is unfortunate because he has a drinking problem.
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Chuck Norris walks into a bar...
And he's greeted with great respect, because he's such a talented actor.
- 9+ 95- 64
Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school?
Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.
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Your Mama is so old...
She is probably going to die pretty soon.
- 12+ 77- 60
Roses are red, violets are blue...
I have Alzheimer's Disease, Cheese on toast
- 13+ 81- 64
Ahmed walks into Abbar...
- 14+ 63- 47
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
It doesn't really matter, because it's just a fish and doesn't understand the idea of having a name.
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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A blonde is a human woman and bowling balls are inanimate objects used in the sport of bowling.
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What do an elephant and a grape have in common?
One of them is purple.
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What is a vampire's favorite dessert?
Vampires aren't real.
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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar.
Legally, bars in America have to serve people of all religions.
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
I'm worried that you're in an abusive relationship and I think you should seek help.