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Funny Donald Rumsfeld Quotes and Rummy's Gaffes

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These are the former defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld's classic gaffes and funny outtakes. From his time as the 13th and 21st defense secretary and even beyond that, Donald Rumsfeld has committed a number of verbal blunders and we expect to hear more from him. One of the complicated quotes is 'There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns....', so it goes. These are the memorable quotes by Donald Rumsfeld makes a good collection of gaffes and Donald Rumsfeld-isms.
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    Osama Bin Laden: Alive or Not Alive?

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    [Osama Bin Laden is] either alive and well or alive and not too well or not alive.
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    Diplomacy

    Diplomacy is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Funny Donald Rumsfeld Quotes and Rummy's Gaffes
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    I don't do diplomacy.
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    More Concepty

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    I'm not into this detail stuff. I'm more concepty.
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    Death and War: Depressing

    Death and War: Depressing is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Funny Donald Rumsfeld Quotes and Rummy's Gaffes
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    Death has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war.
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    The President is Correct

    The President is Correct is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Funny Donald Rumsfeld Quotes and Rummy's Gaffes
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    Needless to say, the President is correct. Whatever it was he said.
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    I Don't Know

    I Don't Know is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Funny Donald Rumsfeld Quotes and Rummy's Gaffes
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    Learn to say 'I don't know.' If used when appropriate, it will be often.
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    Clever Response

    Clever Response is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Funny Donald Rumsfeld Quotes and Rummy's Gaffes
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    If I know the answer I'll tell you the answer, and if I don't, I'll just respond, cleverly.
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    Not Quotable

    Not Quotable is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Funny Donald Rumsfeld Quotes and Rummy's Gaffes
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    Oh, Lord. I didn't mean to say anything quotable.

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