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The Life and Confessions of Val Patterson
"Now that I have gone to my reward, I have confessions and things I should now say. As it turns out, I AM the guy who stole the safe from the Motor View Drive Inn back in June, 1971. I could have left that unsaid, but I wanted to get it off my chest. Also, I really am NOT a PhD. What happened was that the day I went to pay off my college student loan at the U of U, the girl working there put my receipt into the wrong stack, and two weeks later, a PhD diploma came in the mail. I didn't even graduate, I only had about 3 years of college credit. In fact, I never did even learn what the letters 'PhD' even stood for."
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In Honor of William Ziegler and His Passion for Potted Meat
"William Ziegler escaped this mortal realm on Friday, July 29, 2016 at the age of 69. We think he did it on purpose to avoid having to make a decision in the pending presidential election. He leaves behind four children, five grand- children, and the potted meat industry, for which he was an unofficial spokesman until dietary restrictions forced him to eat real food. . ."
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In Memory of James "Jim" Groth, Lover of All Things Inappropriate
"James 'Jim' Groth made his last wildly inappropriate and probably sarcastic comment on July 28th. Jim was born and immediately dubbed 'our favorite child' to John and Joan Groth in March of 1963. Their constant love, support, caring far exceeded anything Jim deserved. . ."
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In Memory of Mary 'Pat' Stocks, Lover of 4 Letter Words
"She liked four letter words as much as she loved her rock garden and trust us she LOVED to weed that garden with us as her helpers, when child labour was legal or so we were told."
- 5+ 36- 7
In Memory of Raymond Alan "Big Al" Brownley and His Hatred for Reality TV
"He despised canned cranberry sauce, wearing shorts, cigarette butts in his driveway, oatmeal, loud-mouth know-it-alls, Tabasco sauce, reality TV shows, and anything to do with the Kardashians."
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In Memory of Emily DeBrayda Fisher (Although It Pains Her to Admit It)
"It pains me to admit it, but apparently, I have passed away. Everyone told me it would happen one day but that's simply not something I wanted to hear, much less experience. Once again I didn't get things my way! That's been the story of my life all my life. . ."
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In Memory of Cleveland Browns Lover Scott E. Entsminger
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In Loving Memory of Christian Louis Hacker and All His Sh*t
"Christian Louis Hacker, 67, better known as Lou Hacker, of Valatie, died April 9, 2015, at the Samuel Stratton VA Medical Center in Albany, leaving behind a hell of a lot of stuff his wife and daughter have no idea what to do with. . ."
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