Drinking often leads to people not being able to shut up, so it makes sense that there are lots of funny drinking quotes floating around the Internet. Love it or hate it, drinking is often the cause of the best and worst experiences of our lives. And the best part of all is that our brains conveniently tend to forget the 'less favorable' memories. The good news is most of the bad things you do when you're drunk are totally honest mistakes that are not your fault at all. It's your stupid, judgmental friends that need to like totally chill out. Everything is cool. You're cool. But if you need to prove it to them, you should show them of these funny alcohol quotes. or don't. Maybe you should spend more time actually drinking than looking up quotes about drinking. That's entirely up to you.