names Funny Names to Give a Snake  

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Sssssearching for the perfect name for your cool new pet? If you've recently adopted a snake, you've probably given serious thought to a name. Snakes live a long time, so you'll want to give your pet the perfect moniker. This list of snake name ideas may help.

Funny snake names are always a great way to go. Punny snake titles like “David Hisselhoff” and “Monty Python” can’t be beaten. You could even go for a classic literary figure like “William Snakespeare,” or a more contemporary reference like “Severus Snake” - ten points to Slytherin for the creative serpentine connection. Other cute names for snakes play on their slithery appearance, like “Mr. Wiggles” or “Spaghetti” or even “Noodle.” You can combine some of these clever snake names to come up with a good title. “Spaghetti Noodle” has a nice ring to it.

What is the best name for a snake? Be sure to vote for the funniest puns and snake-centric jokes, and add yours if it’s not already on the list!

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Noodles

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Severus Snake

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Monty Python

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William Snakespeare

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Spaghetti

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Hissy Elliott

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Mr. Slithers

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David Hisselhoff

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Julius Squeezer

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Rumplesnakeskin

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Mr. Fangtastic

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Jake the Snake

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Mr. Wiggles

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Ebenezer Squeezer

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Fluffy

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Hisstopher

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Rocky Bal-Boa

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Snake Gyllenhaal

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Charming

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Hisstory

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Sir Francis Snake

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Reese Slitherspoon

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Optimus Python

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Snake T. Austin

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Hisstine