TRENDING The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever

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Picking a funny trivia team name can often make or break a trivia night because, let's face it, this may be your only chance at a win for the night. Make sure to check out our sports trivia and trivia on the Founding Fathers to get a leg up on your competition. Crafting a quiz team name that's equal parts offensive, hilarious, and topical is an art form and there are some teams that are awful at it; these are not those teams. Funny team names won't help you win, but they'll definitely give you some points with the crowd.

From go-to trivia team names like "Better Late Than Pregnant" and "My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't" to trivia themed team names like "Trivia Newton John" and "Quizteama Aguilera", there is no shortage of great pub quiz group names out there and this is but a small sampling of the best team names for trivia ever. Clever, awesome, dirty - this list has it all! 

What are the best trivia team names? If you can't come up with a name for your trivia team, these options will not steer you wrong. Keep in mind that some of the team names will always work and some are funny because they're topical, but all these quiz team names will keep you in the funny even if your team doesn't make it to the money. Good team names are important for the morale of the team too!

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Tequila Mockingbird

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My Drinking Team Has a Trivia Problem

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I Thought This Was Speed Dating

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Better Late Than Pregnant

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Stephen Hawking's School of Dance

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You're a Quizard, Harry

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In Dog Beers, We've Only Had One

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Quiz in My Pants

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The Quizzard of Oz

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E=MC Hammer

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Titanic Swim Team

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Camouflage Condoms: She Never Saw Us Coming

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My Trivia Partner Doesn't Know This Is a Date

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Quizlamic Extremists

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Les Quizerables

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We're Not Gay, but $20 Is $20

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Periodic Table Dancers

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Let's Get Quizzical

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We Couldn't Think of Anything So We Just Drew a Penis

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Our Couch Pulls Out, but We Don't

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The Group of Girls Across the Bar Are Cheating Bitches

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It's Only Cannibalism If You Swallow

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Nine Inch Males

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60% of the Time We Win Everytime!

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Anne Frank's Hide and Seek Club

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We Like to Come from Behind

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Drink Apple Juice. OJ Will Kill You!

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Trivia Newton John

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Rehab Is for Quitters

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We're Not Ashamed of What We Did for a Klondike Bar

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Multiple Scorgasms

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I Wish This Microphone Was a Giant Horse Cock

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Spooning Leads to Forking

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The Three Must Get Beers

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Cunning Linguists

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Quizlamic State

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Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver

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Lesbian Barbie Comes in Her Own Box

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Are You Smarter Than a Third Grader? Because We Brought One

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Halal, Is It Meat Your Looking For?

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A Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good

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Colors That End in Urple

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Endless Love: the Stevie Wonder/Hellen Keller Tennis Match

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I Read About the Evils of Drinking, So I Gave Up Reading

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You Know Who Else Doesn't Like Trivia? Communists.

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Mrs. Claus's Yoga Pants Give Her Mistletoe

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Beer Makes Smart

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Condoms and Rattlesnakes: Two Things I Don't F*ck With

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Menace II Sobriety

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The Tempura Shelter for Lightly Battered Women