As hilarious tweets about being single have been proving since, well the invention of Twitter, humor is among the most important weapons for singles everywhere to perpetually arm themselves with. Though being single isn't always a fairytale come true, the following tweets prove that it's not without it's bright side, no matter how dim it seems sometimes. So the next time you're feeling a little low about your solo-status, rest assured that these funny tweets about being single are here to remind you that you're definitely not alone.
Here you'll find hysterical single tweets from others (like yourself) who have loved, lost, and eaten a shit ton of ice cream to dull the cold, harsh realities of a broken heart. You'll meet gals suffering through the pain of attempting handy work themselves and guys who maybe spend a little too much time in the women's section at Dillard's, dreaming of better days.
So don't let the single life get you down. After all, there are plenty of fish in the sea and there is always this hilarious collection of funny single tweets to keep a grin on your face in the meantime.
The Joys of Singlehood
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.— Sarcasm (@TheFunnyTeens) October 10, 2015
You're Like the Reboot No One Likes
Probs the worst is when someone dates you & then gets back with their ex cause they tried something new but the old shitty option was better— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) January 2, 2015
Double Standards Are a Bitch
so if i spend my time eating cheese, watching Netflix, n having orgasms alone, i'm 'depressed', but if someone else is there i'm 'in love' ?— Barbara Gray (@BabsGray) March 28, 2014
Amicable Break-Up: Nailing It
Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely.— ⠀ (@ZackeryAustin_7) January 31, 2015
When You Reach That Point When the Odds Are Good but the Goods Are Odd
Being 30 and single is like being at a petting zoo that just has tarantulas and feral cats.— Matt Fernandez (@FattMernandez) May 21, 2015
It's Fine, at Least Netflix Is Always There
Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.— Baby Swayze (@buhsbaby_baby) September 19, 2015
When Your Standards and Your Love Life Announce One of Them Is Gonna Have to Go
him: your single? why?— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) May 3, 2015
Humiliation at the Hands of Society's Sick, but Time-Honored Rituals
Gather 'round you single losers so I can throw my used flowers at you -Brides— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) May 1, 2015