Gayest Cartoon Characters By Eric Diaz  [10 more lists]

Being bookish and nerdy doesn't necessarily make you a lesbian. Nor does a total lack of fashion sense (but it sure can get people talking). In many ways, Velma is a very positive role model. Almost every Scooby Doo mystery was solved by Velma, easily making her the most important member of the Mystery Machine gang. While Scooby always took off with Shaggy, and Fred was always with Daphne, it was Velma and ONLY Velma who ever ventured out in the haunted castle alone. There's the butch haircut, thick ass glasses, and unflattering sweaters are the epitome of cliche lesbian fashion choices.

Plus, I don't know many men who would venture out alone in the haunted castle, but I sure know some lesbians who ain't afraid of s**t..Velma's status as a lesbian icon has been referenced and parodied by things like Adult Swim's The Venture Brothers and Kevin Smith's Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. We don't yet live in a world where Hanna Barbera can officially out any character, but I have a feeling that if they ever do, much like the flesh and blood Ellen Degeneres it'll be obvious to everyone Velma Dinkley who comes out first. And just like with Ellen, the whole world will shrug and say "duh. We knew".

He-Man was always running around and wrestling other similarly muscular men, many who were wearing little more than a furry loincloth.
-He-Man drew all his power from his sword.
-his costume was little more than a metal harness. Kinky.

The Smurfs are all generally kind of gay. Running around in white tights and topless all the time, it's almost little a miniature version of the White Party. And with the exception of Smurfette, they are all men. What did they do for sex before she showed up? Everyone always cracks jokes about how Smurfette was some kind of c*m dumpster for the entire Smurf Village, but I think the Smurfs were more interested in doing her hair than doing her.
And no two Smurfs were gayer than Vanity and Hefty, both were the very epitome of extreme queer behavior. Vanity, was The Fem. Always prancing around with a giant flower in his hat, constantly looking at himself in his mirror and going on about how pretty he is. Hefty, the butch muscle daddy; obsessed with muscles and with working out, he was almost too butch. Like he was overcompensating for something?

Annoying and unfunny comedian Louie Anderson was more or less outed as gay, after an aborted extortion plot in the late 90's. Some guy threated to go to the tabloids with the info that he was once hit on by Anderson in a Las Vegas casino. Anderson decided to expose the guy rather than pay up, mostly since no one really cares about his so called comedy anyway. But this raises the question, if Louie is gay, doesn't that make his equally annoying and unfunny cartoon counterpart from the animated Life With Louie gay too? Just sayin'....

"We'll have a gay old time" is how the Flintstones theme song ends. Maybe gayer than anyone originally thought? I speak now not of Fred Flintstone or Barney Rubble, but of Barney's son Bamm-Bamm. Intrduced originally in the first series of Flintstones toons in the early 60's as a super strong baby, he was paired off with Pebbles Flintstone right out of the crib. After the Flintstones ended, Bamm-Bamm and Pebbles skipped childhood completely and went straight to teendom and their own show called The Pebbles and Bamm Bamm Show, where the two were apparently dating. Or were they? The pair never really acted like boyfriend and girlfriend anymore than Fred and Daphne did.
Bamm-Bamm seemed to have lost all his super strength and butchness as a teenager, and just overall acts a bit more queer. He always refers to Pebbles as "Pebbly Poo". When Fred called Pebbles Pebbly Poo, it was cute and fatherly. When Bamm Bamm does it, it's really just super gay.