- 1+ 5- 2
Movies Cell Phone
Frank (to annoying moviegoer, after Roxy's just killed her three friends): "Thanks for not talking during the feature. And thanks for turning off your cell phone."
Girl in Movies: "You're welcome."
Among the people Frank and Roxy target to kill: People who are rude in movies. You know those people: They're the ones who leave cell phones on, talk through the whole film and/or throw popcorn just to be obnoxious tools. After Roxy takes aim and kills several of these people, they spare one person -- the girl who didn't talk and turned off her phone.
- 2+ 1- 1
No Longer Civilized
Frank: "Why have a civilization anymore if we no longer are interested in being civilized?"
As Frank sees it, America has gone to hell in a hand basket. And really, if you think about it, he's got a point: People are just not nice anymore. Frank decides he's going to do something about it. He's going to kill those people that deserve it.
- 3+ 1- 1
Roxy (to Frank, who runs by her): "Did you just kill Chloe?" (Frank keeps running) "Awesome."
Roxy sees Frank kill Chloe, and is instantly intrigued. She's a 16-year-old girl who agrees with Frank that the world is completely screwed up, and the mean, stupid people must be eliminated by any means necessary.
- 4+ 1- 1
Roxy: "That was a fantastic start! Do you take requests?!"
Among Roxy's many requests as targets: People who give high fives, the Kardashians, anyone who wears crystals, etc. In other words, a LOT of people.
- 5+ 0- 1
Guys That Say Actually
Frank: "You know what I hate? I hate guys that say 'actually' all the time. Like, 'You've actually got a gun to your head..."
Roxy: "You know what else I hate? People who misuse the term literally."
Frank: "I hate guys that buy $100,000 cars and then drive around 10 miles slower than the speed limit."
Roxy: "I hate guys that wear lady pants."
Frank (Joel Murray) and Roxy (Tara Lynne Barr) form an unusual bond, as they travel the country ridding it of people they feel deserve to be eliminated -- particularly rude people and reality show stars.
- 6+ 0- 1
The Chloe Tragedy
Frank: "Don't move and don't make a sound."
Chloe: "If you want the car just take it. My parents got me the wrong one anyways."
Frank: "Yeah, that's a f**kin tragedy."
Frank decides his first victim will be reality TV show brat Chloe -- an ungrateful 16-year-old princess who throws a monster tantrum when her parents get her the wrong luxury car for her birthday.
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