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If you are a true believer, you have nothing to fear from this.

If you are an athiest, you have won.

If you are unbiased, prepare to be biased.

Now shut the fawk up.

TEMPTATION!!!---BOOM!!!
many f**king god's people r always trying to make me join em-----to what assholes----what u f**king do is brainwash....my aunt is so into it that she doesnt cook for her family nor listen to others or atleast consider what we say...and her money???--donated to the f**king church....F**K U ASSHOLES...get a life u hypocrites...U THINK UR THE GOOD GUYS???? WELL UR THE GREATEST ASSHOLES IN THE WORLD!!!!!

I'm a christian and some were too far but some were just plain funny. I believe God has a sense of humor and would laugh at some of these too.

The author of this post understands so little about the traditions of Judaism and Catholics. No wonder this post has a lot of stupid questions and assumptions.

this is a hate post. Look how heated the conversations are below. Arrogant haters who think they are smarter than the believers often say they should be respected for not believing God; yet they do posts like these. ^

i love memes, but i just dont find this one funny lol.

Ancient f*cking aliens.

thats all true and messed up

as a Christian, I was slightly offended by some of these, but the last one with Abraham's son almost killed me with laughter...

'ello. Agnostic Atheist here... I was a christian who became an agnostic atheist a couple of years ago so I am pretty educated in both fields. I study philosophy in College now. These would be funny for me, if most of these weren't based on misconceptions. Some compare the bible's statements, with those of the catholic church and display contradictions between the two(eg. Aids is killing...No condoms). Some ignore motives that the bible explained god would have (Jews are my chosen people...lol holocaust; Read the end of Leviticus). And some are golden, like the one about the logical fallacy involved in the adam and eve story (decision involving right and wrong, when not having the knowledge of right and wrong). All in all, don't laugh ignorantly to most of these because you are displaying your ignorance in the topic. There are plenty of contradictions in the bible, but most of these just reveal how little people know about them. If you're bashing on this "god", then don't bash customs created by an already established, corrupted church...

This Phillimjd guy is a real dick.

I don't have much to say only a few things I do believe in something do I care to express it to every1, not really because you don't matter anyway. It does not say in the bible you cannot kill anyone it says murder there is a big difference and that being murder is done out of a need that is not necessary where as killing someone is more from self defense of yourself or family. People negate this law buy tricking unsuspecting people with lower than average iq to commit murder for them buy deceiving those people and making them hate the victim. that is evil-live working it's MAGIC to gain asscention buy negation . Words are very powerful more than most people will ever understand, that's why if you have not got anything good to say you should not say it unless it's absolute truth otherwise anything you say can and will be used against you and most of the time it's from those closet to you trying to gain a free ride to paradise on the coat tails of the obvious angels, be careful of the questions people ask you especially friends and ask yourself why would they be asking that question if it sounds out of place beware and open your eyes a little might help you out, secondly it says in the bible be very wary of who you call the fool it is a big no no considering the only person who has a right to call themselves a fool are themselves not others an opinion is an opinion that is all that it is ,to call someone a fool based on an opinion alone may very well be a more foolish action than the person who had the balls to express a thought and opinion , where as abusing that person buy calling them something derogatory may vey well be more damaging to ones self in the long run. There ya go 1 for each side everything = , last but not least people's give up stressing about absolute crap actually give up stressing about most things, it is people's WORRIES(curses) that cause everything to happen not just good but bad as well, bad more often than not buy your family and friends because as much as they want the best for you the are always the ones who think the worst and compound your problems , be happy everyone there is no such thing as good and bad , good=love and bad=hate , hence it's a love hate relationship, all is good in love and war. Funny how evil spelt backwards is live , and god spelt backwards is dog , devil- lived very amusing might be a clue ..? I will admit this the bible does put a lot of constraints on people there for making them constantly WORRY(curse) themselves and others buy constantly worrying(cursing) on the pretense that they are doing good buy other people worrying(cursing) for them where as the inherently good people are actually doing more harm than the evil-live people who don't worry there for don't curse , a perfect system to use good to destroy good couldn't think of a better or more lazy way to do it , the Jews are not gods chosen people they are just very smart at gaining acention but negation to a place they have no RIGHT to be.

FTW!

This is probably the most hilarious form of blasphemy I've ever seen in my life. LOL. Good job, good job.

Most atheists / agnostics think this is hilarious because, after reading the bible and other religious texts, they are well-versed in the huge amount of contradictions in religion.



Most believers think this is stupid / insulting / juvenile / inaccurate because they have a strong sense-of-identity built into their faith, so their brains instinctively dislike anything that challenges these foundational beliefs. Also, they probably haven't read the bible.

Alright, seriously guys... I've been on vacation in a nearby nebula with Zeus and Poseidon... We got hungover and lost our money and well long story short we had to suck a few dicks to get back to our universe. But everything's alright! I plan to fix all the loopholes my younger more naive self neglected to mention, starting with... GAYS ARE ALLOWED! .:~:. LOL look I made a rainbow. Wanna know how? Cuz I'm God. I do what I want.

It's funny because its true, what's even funnier is that jesus christ should go down in history as the greatest practical joker of all time.

Praying to any deity or spirit to watch over you in your life, for any amount of time, is technically counted at pagan magick.

have a nice day

There are two problems in this whole discussion. One: You lot have no f**king idea what you're talking about. You have TEXTS and THEORIES. Anyone have personal experience? Seen God? Denied his existence in person? Been there for the Big Bang? Didn't think so. Stop being f**king smartasses and laugh at the f**king memes.

Two: Some people stated, if you don't believe in God, you go to Hell. Do you realize you condemn everyone who doesn't share your opinion? What about the Muslims? The Hindi? The Buddhists? Taoists? Jews? They deserve an eternity of burning in hell, damnation and eternal pain because they don't share your beliefs? YOU DISGUST ME.

did you know that Hebrews (ex. Moses) were polytheists.

These are great, though the picture got repetitive. Next time be more creative, swap up the backgrounds.



Of course these point to a plethora of fallacies held by religion. That's obvious to the objective mind. You won't convince a religious person that, though. They will always have an imaginative explanation for anything you use against them (hence blind faith)



But those are just my opinions. I really don't care about yours—so no, I'm not going to fight. I'll worry about my life and you worry about yours.

oh yaa ! and its bad to cheat on ur wife but not bad to beat ur children!!! f**kin christians are stuuuuuupiiidddd !!!!!!

This is going to be a fairly long rant. I am tired of Christians not understanding why someone can't believe in God. Well here are a couple of answers. First, you get mad when someone dismisses your religion while you dismiss all the current and previous religions without a thought, think about that for a minute. Second, logically based on current evidence of the universe all creation stories are false meaning all religions are wrong. Lastly, humans are the most pompous creatures in existence. To think that the universe was created specifically for humanity when we are smaller that a grain of dust and have only been around for less than a blink of an eye in comparison to the age and size of the universe.

Yes.

so the christians here believe in adam, eve, talking snakes and incestuous sons? \n\nyou also believe in homosexual bashing, and offering your daughter to be gang raped instead of the visiting angels?\n\ni mean, it's all in the bible... and Scott? Your logic was already used by Pascal, but considering that God is omnipotent and also jealous, isn't he able to see through your bluff and knows that you are only believing to play it safe... that's not a very good way to love someone isn't it ?

I have a question that i am hoping could be answered by any Judeo- Christian.. Where was Cain forced to go after he killed his brother Abel? The Bible states that Adam and Eve were the only two on the planet. They then had two sons, Cain and Abel. The Bible clearly states that these were the only four people on the globe. After Cain kills Abel, God gave him a mark, AND CAIN WENT TO THE LAND OF NOD AND MET HIS WIFE!!! What? Where did this town and all of these people just come from? There was supposed to be no one else on the globe!!! How do you expect people to believe this farce? It sounds too fairytale to me.. Please enlighten us.. By the way, all of this can be found in Genesis 4, 16.. Feel free to check it out yourselves. Thanks for reading.

All of you Atheists patting yourselves on the back for being so much "smarter" than Christians: What is wrong with you? Saying that you are certain that there is no god is just as ludicrous as saying that you are certain that there is a God. You feel that belief in God is foolish because there is absolutely no proof of a god? That's fine; be Agnostic. However, saying that you know there is no god is merely the opposite side of the same coin as Christianity. You all look like self-righteous morons right now.

wow.. bunch of sad haters...

What I find pathetically funny is that a nearby CATHOLIC school recently had a problem with one of the teachers. The problem was that the Latin teacher was having sex with a 15 year old girl. In school. Most likely a cross was in the room. Which just proves the point that many(but not all) Christians are hypocrites and need to just give in to natural/normal desires...even though some are pretty effed up.

Don't just sit there... say something!

I am doubtful someone will wind up reading this... however I'd like to provide a simple reason why no religion has what is happening in the universe correct: Mankind. Mankind has had something to do with every fairy tale out there, every boogeyman and every deity. The dismissal of these stories is easy once you realize the truth. We could not possibly comprehend the REASON for existence. not when there are stars that have burned for 10 billion years, not when we are some of the latest species to arrive on the planet. We give ourselves far too much credit for being able to communicate, form complex ideas and invent things. We still believe we are the center of the universe even though it is apparent there is no center, and through the lens of the universe we are indistinguishable from any other part of it. From a sub-atomic particle making up a tiny piece of a sculpture, to an entire galaxy, we can't say how large or small we are, since we can't tell if maybe everything we've been able to see is simply a molecule of something larger. And if that overly conflicts with the way you want to see things, let me make it easier for you to accept... You have nothing to do with the way things are, you are as insignificant as a grain of sand on the bottom of the ocean floor.

If God is real, then he's Santa Claus.

Most atheists don't care to argue why they don't believe in any religion, as they've come to realise you just gotta' be plain, ol' STUPID to believe in such nonsense. It feels pretty much hopeless to debate a christian on the topic; they're simply not clever enough to understand their own dumbness. Go atheists! Go bright minds!

So here is a question I challenge any christian to answer. God is omniscient, meaning he knows everything. So by definition God knew that Satan would tempt Eve and that Eve would take a bite of the fruit of the Tree of Life. God knew that Eve would offer that fruit to Adam and he would then eat of it. What troubles me is, how is it fair that God knowingly put Adam and Eve into a situation where he already knew the outcome would be bad and then punish them for it? And don't tell me "God wanted to see what would happen" he knows everything remember.

Bible?...Fairy story...Religion was a way to control the masses. It has no place in modern society. The world would be a better place without it. However mankind would and still finds ways to incite racial hatred.

So I was revising the Bible the other day you know cutting out the parts that contradicted each other and anything that went against proven historical accounts of the time written about...and I realized then I had no Bible left.

Most of these are hilarious. Based on incorrect readings of the Bible, but still really funny. I'm gonna have to pass this around.

People angry at christians for judging said people. Judge Christians. 'nuff said

Hilarious. @Christians: It's sad that you can't see the truth in what is being said. My kin existed long before you BibleThumpers. If it wasn't for the Crusades, you tards wouldn't be Christian.

I love how everyone says "don't judge" when that is exactly what everyone does every second of the day. That's how you know not to get into a car with a creepy looking guy with a weird van. That's how you know that you shouldn't hire people that have been to prison (most of them are repeat offenders or will become so). Ever heard of an FBI profiler? Their entire job is to judge. And guess what? They catch bad guys. Telling people not to judge is like telling people not to breath, it's impossible and it is how we survive our world. Maybe more christians should take their own advise next time they have hateful thoughts towards homosexuals.

I have but one thing to say. I admit, the Bible is a good book. It does teach some valuable lessons, much like Aesop's fables. I have read most of it (the Bible), and stilll find no reason to think I was "Made" by anything other than my father's sperm meeting my mother's egg. There is no reason for me to think that any/all of the stories in the bible are true. I honestly am more inclined to think what I mentioned before: the bible is (very generally... VERY) a guideline to moral ambiguities. Which is followed by most people of western culture, religious or not.



I realize this is somewhat rambling. Don't call me out for it; lack of sleep. In conclusion, I say this: the Bible is just a book. A good book, but nevertheless, merely a book. And, it is not the only book.

jeez you guys need to gain a sense of humor

God is a huge hypocrite he tells people not to judge one another yet he judges us for our "sins" that sounds really hypocritical to me just saying

Booooring

You guys are too sensitive.
I am Christian and I laughed through this whole thing lol. They are funny because they are true.

OMG! This made me laugh so damn hard. Thank you so much. I'm gonna come back to this and remind myself why religious people are so naive.

jokes on you cause gods not even real

''There is nothing that an omnipotent God could not do.'
'No.'
"Then, can God do evil?'
'No.'
"So that evil is nothing, since that is what He cannot do who can do anything.'

God cannot exist because this is a fundamental theory of logic.
If a condition exists, evil, and the only cause of that condition cannot be, God doing evil,
then the condition cannot exist. BUT IT DOES, ERGO GOD IS FAKE.

By the looks of the comments going on, the very trolls that conjured these Memes up have truly excelled. High five, post your triumphs on Tumblr asap.

i'm loling at the philosophical debate going on in the comments. guys, this is a random website on the internet that some of you probably found via stumbleupon. i don't think we're having any epiphanies here. that being said, i believe in God, and i still found these funny, so why can't you?

lolz

It's supposed to be for humor. Everything and everyone gets made fun of. Why must some people take things so seriously, it is the internet.

If you people had read the bible you would know how wrong you are

I don't see why we all have to judge each other! Live and let live, love and let love, everyone is wrong when they try so vehemently to prove themselves as being right (rather than listening to each other and seeing that we can all be right and wrong at the same time). We are human, not religion. This will only stop being an argument when we realize that we can not change each others minds, so why keep trying? I understand from both points of view that "he said she said he did she judged" etc. We should all band together and work on spreading love, not hate, not judgement. There are extremists in every religion AND non religions, they are the most hurtful, but maybe they would be less so if we showed them that we can all live harmoniously, even with our differences? Just an idea. I don't think I'm right, I just want more love and less hate is all.

I love all the troll comments on the "God is an Epic Troll" page. Gotta love humans. Redirect blame, because I couldn't possibly be wrong!!! Yaaaaayyyy!!! :D

Haha, I love this. Its hilarious. :D

I'm sure you would make a more perfect world. One without pain, struggle and strife. Where your human character never had to be tested, because that just makes life toooo hard. Waaahh waaahh.

If God were examined by a psychiatrist I firmly believe he would be diagnosed as a pathological sociopath with mass homicidal tendencies.

Nice selection of ironies. Reminds me of my ten years of Catholic school.

The fact that you feel that there needs to be a "'real purpose" in life is just an illusion manufactured by your brain. Conciousness itself is an illusion.

As each of these is rather trivially easy to ref*te - example "Create Homosexuals, Ban Homosexuality" can be skewered pretty easily by substituting one of any number of traits one might be born with, good/bad/neutral and observing that being born with something in no way implies that "God made me this way" - I have to wonder at the credulousness of atheists. These strike you as intelligent arguments and you think WE believe dumb stuff? Heck, I don't even have to leave the page to see this doesn't add up.

If you have actually read the Bible and have talked to Christ follower, not a modern Christian who occasionally does good things in the name of being a good person, you will see how ignorant most of these statements are. Witty? yes. Funny? yes. Ironic? yes. But informed? no. Represents the God that Christ followers follow? no. God won't make sense. ever. But then again, neither does believing we are all here, accidentally, with no real purpose but to exist and then cease to exist.

I suspected when I clicked the link that there wouldn't be anything remotely sophisticated in the entire list.

I was not surprised.

@James: the same way you can explain all the magic in Lord of the Rings.

But how can you explain all the miracles?