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What is the difference between a lost golf ball and the G-spot?A man will spend 5 minutes looking for the lost golf ball.
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Time to improveThere are three ways to improve your golf game: take lessons, practice constantly... or start cheating.
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Do you know why there are 18 holes on a golf course?Because that's how long it took the Scots who invented the game to finish their bottle of whiskey!
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What do golf and sex have in common?They're two things you can enjoy even if you're bad at both of them.
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If you really want to get better at golfGo back and take it up at a much earlier age.
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No matter how badly you are playingIt is always possible to play worse.
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The less intelligent the playerThe more certain he is to offer insights into the mental side of the game.
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If there is a ball in the fringe and a ball in the bunkerYour ball is in the bunker.
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Did you hear about the golfer who got shot yesterday?Yes, they said it was a hole in Juan.
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I'm hitting the woods just great...But having a terrible time getting out of them!
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Be Tiger WoodsIf you want to hit a 7-iron as far as Tiger Woods does, simply try to lay up just short of a water hazard.
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Two kinds of bouncesUnfair bounces, and bounces just the way you meant to play it.
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The less skilled the playerThe more likely he is to share his ideas about the golf swing.
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Golf a Sin?After church one Sunday, one of the church goers walked up to his priest and said, "Father, is it a sin to play golf on Sundays?" "My son," said the priest, putting his hand on the man's shoulder, "I've seen your golf game, it's a sin any day".
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ThinkWhatever you think you’re doing wrong is the one thing you’re doing right.
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Word G.O.L.F.My uncle, who has golfed all his life, has his own definition of the word G.O.L.F.: Getting Old and Living Fine!
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What do you call 1,000 golfers lined up on a pebble beach holding hands?Pebble Beach Golf Links.
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Why do golfers always carry two pairs of trousers with them?Just in case they had a hole in one.
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For most golfersThe only difference between a one-dollar ball and a three-dollar ball is two dollars.
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