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I hate Gordon's small intestine. We're always arguing over who is more full of shit.
I hate Gordon's small intestine. We're always arguing over who is more full of s**t.
11:09 AM Feb 5th, 2009 via web
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I'm a liver, not a fighter! God Dammit!
I'm a liver, not a fighter! God Dammit!
2:46 AM Feb 3rd, 2009 via web
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@gordonkelly Already had this discussion. As long as it's not human, it's still better than midnight Pizza.
12:51 PM Feb 2nd, 2009 via web in reply to GordonKelly
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Being called a c**k to most people is an insult. To me it's aspirational. Such is the life of a liver...
10:55 AM Jan 31st, 2009 via web
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@gordonkelly You're breaking my balls Gordon. Srsly.
@gordonkelly You're breaking my balls Gordon. Srsly.
10:43 AM Jan 31st, 2009 via Power Twitter
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@liquidindian I've got nothing against dirty whores. Quite a fan in fact. It's always nice to see the immune system working instead of me!
5:22 AM Jan 30th, 2009 via Power Twitter
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Has anyone seen Gordon's Placenta? We were supposed to meet for brunch and talk behind he's back - metaphorically speaking.
5:17 AM Jan 30th, 2009 via Power Twitter
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@spode Possibly? I've only had contact with the outside world for a few hours - yet already I found Six Feet Under pretentious!
11:18 AM Jan 29th, 2009 via web in reply to spode
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Did anyone see that documentary last night on pandas? I didn't, because I was filtering beer and pizza out of Gordon's system. THANK YOU.
10:34 AM Jan 29th, 2009 via web
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Followers - this is Gordon's Pancreas. After years of abuse, the Liver is now finally in a vegetative state - *sobs* - broccoli, I think.
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Stop mocking me!
Stop mocking me!
4:16 AM Jun 12th from JournoTwit.com
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Why am I always the 1? Go on, someone send ME an invite...
Why am I always the 1? Go on, someone send ME an invite...
2:40 PM May 6th from JournoTwit.com
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Don't leave me now! Don't leave me out in the pouring rain. When I'm old and cold and grey and tired, you know. Don't leave me now...
2:39 AM Apr 12th from JournoTwit.com
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I appear to have slipped into a coma, apologies!
I appear to have slipped into a coma, apologies!
2:52 PM Mar 22nd from web
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Oh great. Gordon is drinking again. Give me a break! Who do you think i am? George Best's ...
Oh great. Gordon is drinking again. Give me a break! Who do you think i am? George Best's Liver?
1:07 PM Feb 23rd from dabr
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The best way to tell Gordon's a**e from his elbow, is that his a**e never shuts up. Srsly tho, I can haz hug? Liver's need love too!
6:38 AM Feb 18th from Power Twitter
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In the valley of the blind, the twitter capable organ is king. I am a demi-god!
In the valley of the blind, the twitter capable organ is king. I am a demi-god!
6:35 AM Feb 18th from Power Twitter
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Although I can't refute Gordon's taste in men - I can certainly comment on his taste in ...
Although I can't refute Gordon's taste in men - I can certainly comment on his taste in wine...
2:26 PM Feb 15th from Power Twitter
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Now, for an afternoon of fasting and repentance...
Now, for an afternoon of fasting and repentance...
6:30 AM Feb 13th from web
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Valentine's Day coming soon Tweeps. Don't forget than the heart is an overrated organ. Speak from the Liver!
4:42 AM Feb 11th from Power Twitter
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I can't feel my fingers!!! Oh wait, I don't have any.
I can't feel my fingers!!! Oh wait, I don't have any.
8:33 AM Feb 10th from dabr
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I hate Gordon's small intestine. We're always arguing over who is more full of shit.
I hate Gordon's small intestine. We're always arguing over who is more full of s**t.
11:09 AM Feb 5th from web
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*Checks Job Description* - Oh, so that's the kidney's job! Who knew?
*Checks Job Description* - Oh, so that's the kidney's job! Who knew?
11:07 AM Feb 5th from web
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Mirror mirror on the cavity wall, who is the greatest liver, of them all?
Mirror mirror on the cavity wall, who is the greatest liver, of them all?
5:04 AM Feb 5th from Power Twitter
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Hello to my 101 followers. I won't bite - I don't have the necessary parts. But I'm hoping I can hack the nervous system eventually...
4:25 AM Feb 4th from web
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Going to the gym might keep your flab at bay, but I'm getting fatty deposits of my own here! DAMN YOU GORDON!
11:00 AM Feb 3rd from web
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Liver Let Die. DUM. DUMMMM. DUM. DUM. De de de. Duh duh duh. DE DA. De de de. Duh duh DA, DA DAAAAAAAAA.
9:58 AM Feb 3rd from Power Twitter
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I'm a liver, not a fighter! God Dammit!
I'm a liver, not a fighter! God Dammit!
2:46 AM Feb 3rd from web
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Warning to world. If you wake up next a dog, you need surgery. NOW.
Warning to world. If you wake up next a dog, you need surgery. NOW.
12:53 PM Feb 2nd from web
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Beer? AGAIN? Come on. How about some kiwi juice for a change - mix it up a little?
Beer? AGAIN? Come on. How about some kiwi juice for a change - mix it up a little?
10:58 AM Feb 2nd from web
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As a liver, do I have a national insurance number, or am I "off the books"? If I monetized my twitter feed - would I **** the system?
7:34 AM Feb 2nd from web
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Many people suggest liver & bacon as a good pairing. I'd like to suggest something slightly healthier. Some vegetables would be nice...
10:55 AM Feb 1st from web
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Being called a c**k to most people is an insult. To me it's aspirational. Such is the life of a liver...
10:55 AM Jan 31st from web
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SO tired - I've still not gone to bed. Been up all night filtering out the cheapest bottle of red wine I've encountered in quite some time!
12:23 AM Jan 31st from Power Twitter
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If you'd told me when I was a stem cell that I'd end up in this position - I'd have punched you. You B*****D GORDON!
10:53 AM Jan 30th from web
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Has anyone seen Gordon's Placenta? We were supposed to meet for brunch and talk behind he's back - metaphorically speaking.
5:17 AM Jan 30th from Power Twitter
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Building my hopes up again for a healthy lunch, but expecting a liquid one.
Building my hopes up again for a healthy lunch, but expecting a liquid one.
5:00 AM Jan 30th from web
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Gordon seems to have decided to stay in tonight. Thank God. I have better things to do that remove toxins...
2:48 PM Jan 29th from web
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Did anyone see that documentary last night on pandas? I didn't, because I was filtering beer and pizza out of Gordon's system. THANK YOU.
10:34 AM Jan 29th from web
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As an organ, my rights are limited, but I feel having various toxins flushed through me on a regular basis is a little unfair.
10:31 AM Jan 29th from web
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After being trapped in the body for 32 years, I finally have an implant allowing me to communicate with the outside world.
10:28 AM Jan 29th from web
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