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Greatest Unseen Television Characters

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My favorite examples of characters you hear about in TV shows but never get a chance to see/hear. (In some cases, there are rare glimpses of the character, obscured or from afar, but I feel like each pick stays true to the spirit of the list.)
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    Vera Peterson

    Obviously, the standard-bearer of the cliche is Vera, Norm's long-suffering, never-actually-depicted wife. While working at Melville's, the seafood restaurant above Cheers, Vera was glimpsed briefly from the waist-down. On this occasion, she was played by Bernadette Birkett, actor George Wendt's real-life wife.
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    Diane

    In "Twin Peaks," FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper constantly records memos intended for an assistant/secretary named Diane, who is never seen. Over time, it becomes questionable whether or not these recordings are actually being transcribed by said secretary, or if they are instead intended as a concentration or problem-solving technique employed by Agent Cooper. Actor Kyle McLachlan later released a series of Cooper's monologues to Diane as "Diane: The Secret Tapes of Agent Dale Cooper," which went on to win a Grammy award.
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    Maris Crane

    The producers of "Frasier" hesitated to return to the classic "Cheers" joke about an invisible main character, but ended up doing it anyway by giving Niles Crane an unseen wife, Maris. So many jokes were written at pale, delicate Maris' expense, it soon enough became impossible to even try to cast a real woman in the role. Later, when both "Frasier" stars Kelsey Grammar and David Hyde Pierce appeared on "The Simpsons" (as brothers Sideshow Bob and Cecil), they included a sly reference to Maris.
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    Bob Sacamano

    One of THREE "Seinfeld" unseen characters to make the list, Bob Sacamano is a never-depicted friend of Cosmo Kramer with a lot of bad information, crazy stories and a horrible run of luck. Over the years, Bob suffered from both a failed hernia operation and a case of rabies. His father, Sacamano Sr., is even included at one point, and lives near Jerry's parents in Florida. Sacamano was named for a friend of "Seinfeld" director Larry Charles.
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    Bill Brasky

    Brasky was the subject of a number of "Saturday Night Live" sketches in which a group of ribald, drunk men celebrate his greatness. "The best damn salesman in the office" or "the best trader in the floor," depending on who you ask, the Brasky sketches - at various times - included cast members such as Will Ferrell and Tim Meadows, as well as guests like John Goodman and Alec Baldwin. In most cases, a mannequin standing in for Brasky appears at the conclusion of the sketch to encourage more drinking and revelry.

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  1. Candace
    Greatest Unseen Television Characters at 4/20/2011 1:47 AM
    Robin Masters on Magnum PI Elizabeth on Sanford and Son Lars on Mary Tyler Moore Chuckles the Clown on Mary Tyler Moore The One Armed Man on the Fugitive Charlie on Charlie's Angel is never seen. James Bedford Tipton on The Millionaire (A Series in the 1950's) Many family members of M*A*S*H like Mildred-Col Potters wife Frank Burns wife B J Hunnicuts wife and child Hawkeye's Father Charles father and Sister
  2. calistylie
    Greatest Unseen Television Characters at 4/05/2011 10:57 AM
    I did not realize how much Seinfeld implements this "invisible character" thing. If it works, it works.
    1. Lons
      Greatest Unseen Television Characters at 4/05/2011 3:04 PM
      There are way more unseen "Seinfeld" characters I missed. Like Kramer's other friends Jay Riemenschneider and Corky Ramirez and Elaine's mysterious sister, Gail.
      1. Manzier
        Greatest Unseen Television Characters at 4/10/2011 11:13 AM
        which, of course, is a list in itself.
  3. analise.dubner
    Greatest Unseen Television Characters at 4/05/2011 8:09 AM
    Awesome list. I guess "Charlie" from Charlies Angels doesn't count? I think maybe we saw him once? I can't remember...
    1. Lons
      Greatest Unseen Television Characters at 4/05/2011 3:03 PM
      Opened up for voting! And I figured "Charlie" was heard all the time, so probably wouldn't count. Ditto "Wilson" on "Home Improvement."
    1. Clark Benson
      Greatest Unseen Television Characters at 4/05/2011 11:36 AM
      agree, great concept for a list, and agree with A******. . let us vote?
      1. analise.dubner
        Greatest Unseen Television Characters at 4/09/2011 12:03 PM
        Is my name a bad word now? Not that I'm complaining... I'm just surprised the computer thinks that. I'm usually so nice to it.

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