- 1+ 5- 1
Put Your Hands in the Airv
Lenny Feder: "How did you become a cop after all that crap we did growing up?"
Officer Fluzoo: "Put your hands in the air!" [singing] "And wave 'em like you just don't care! Say ho!"
Lenny, Eric, Kurt and Higgy: "Ho!"
Officer Fluzoo: "Say ho!"
The crew of friends encounters an old friend, Fluzoo, who is now a police officer in their town. Officer Fluzoo initially raises his gun and tells them to put their hands up but soon shows he's joking by singing and dancing.
- 2+ 5- 1
That Way... Naked!v
Frat Boy Andy: "We're gonna take off… that way… naked!"
Lenny Feder: "You guys are losers!"
[Lenny, Kurt, Higgy and Eric jump off the rocks into the water. Eric lands on Higgy.]
Higgy: "I was inside you!"
Challenged by the frat boys, Lenny, Eric, Higgy and Kurt jump off of the rocks into the water below. All is going well until Eric, the most portly man of the group, lands on Higgy. Higgy does not enjoy this experience.
- 3+ 5- 2
Good Place to Raise a Familyv
Roxie Chase-Feder: "I'm so glad we left the city. This is such a good place to raise a family."
Setting the scene for the plot of the sequel, Roxie reflects on her happiness that her family left Los Angeles to return back to where they grew up. They hope that the reduced speed of the small town where they now reside will be better for raising their children but might be in for a surprise.
- 4+ 4- 1
Open the Windowv
Lenny Feder: [To elk] "Excuse me for a second." [To Roxie] "I think your mother's here and she looks angry. Open the window."
Roxie Chase-Feder: "Why don't you open it, you…" [screams]
Lenny Feder: [Screams]
Something they would not experience if they still lived in Los Angeles is the presence of a large wild animal in their bedroom, as Lenny and Roxie Feder learn first hand. Lenny jokes to Roxie that her mother is here but is not laughing when the animal urinates on him in bed.
- 5+ 3- 0
A Raft in There?v
Nick: "There's a raft in there?" [Barely touches the raft packaging causing it to inflate and knock down many store displays.] "Who did that?"
While browsing the toy store, Nick is puzzled that a large raft can fit in a tiny box. He barely touches the outside of the box causing the raft to inflate and knock down several feet of store displays.
- 6+ 3- 0
Sally Lamonsoff: "You're gonna like this."
Bikini Girl Daisy: "You take these guys. We'll take the yellow car."
Eric Lamonsoff: "Oh, what is happening right now?"
Sally Lamonsoff: "Well I might as well enjoy this."
Male Cheerleader: "Your car is filthy!"
Sally thinks she's doing husband Eric a favor by taking their car to a bikini car wash. This however goes miserably wrong, at least for Eric, when the male cheerleaders are tasked with their wash.
- 7+ 2- 0
Becky Feder: "When will I have boobies like mommy's?"
Lenny Feder: "Never, I don't ever want you to have those."
A young Becky asks at the family dinner table when she will grow into a woman like her mother. Lenny, being the typical father protective over his little girl, hopes the answer to that is never.
- 8+ 1- 0
Lenny Feder: "Riding your bike to school in the morning, you couldn't do that in LA."
Keithie Feder: "Yeah, thank god there's no crazy people out here."
Lenny and Leithie talk about the simple pleasures they have living in their small town, like riding a bike to school safely. While they also mention not having crazy people there, that might be simply a wishful thought.
- 9+ 1- 0
The Secret Table
Roxie Feder: "Lenny!"
Lenny Feder: "Oh my god, the secret table… Yes, honey, how are ya? What's going on?"
Lenny falls back into old partying ways at a gathering and is caught by wife Roxie. Luckily for Lenny, he has a secret table that can quickly hide the alcohol and make it appear that he's simply chatting with friends.
- 10+ 2- 2
Lenny Feder: "Look at this, beers on ice, hot ladies everywhere. This is how we used to do it. I can't believe we used to jump off this."
Frat Boy Andy: "Hey, this is Kappa Theta Sigma property so you might want to quit pervin' on our ladies and get back to your trailer park homes."
Lenny Feder: "Hey, easy there, Abercrombie."
Kurt: "I haven't been around this many arrogant white college kids since Eminem played Duke."
Frat Boy: "At least we got into college, skinny Danny Glover."
[Frat boys do a long and elaborate handshake"
Lenny Feder: "That's rock, paper, scissors."
Higgy Higgins: "I think it's over."
Frat Boys: "Hey, hey, hey, what, what, what!"
Lenny Feder: "Oh, a little extra right there. All right, fellas, that was a good handshake. We've got a good one too. It goes like this…"
Kurt McKenzie: "How you doing, sir?"
Eric Lamonsoff: "Nice to see you, very good, sir"
The guys return to an old party spot they once frequented when they were younger only to see it has been taken over by some brotastic frat guys. It's clear in their different handshakes how much Lenny, Higgy, Kurt and Eric actually have grown up.