- 1+ 4- 0
Good Place to Raise a Family
Roxie Chase-Feder: "I'm so glad we left the city. This is such a good place to raise a family."
Setting the scene for the plot of the sequel, Roxie reflects on her happiness that her family left Los Angeles to return back to where they grew up. They hope that the reduced speed of the small town where they now reside will be better for raising their children but might be in for a surprise.
- 2+ 3- 0
Open the Window
Lenny Feder: [To elk] "Excuse me for a second." [To Roxie] "I think your mother's here and she looks angry. Open the window."
Roxie Chase-Feder: "Why don't you open it, you…" [screams]
Lenny Feder: [Screams]
Something they would not experience if they still lived in Los Angeles is the presence of a large wild animal in their bedroom, as Lenny and Roxie Feder learn first hand. Lenny jokes to Roxie that her mother is here but is not laughing when the animal urinates on him in bed.
- 3+ 3- 1
Put Your Hands in the Air
Lenny Feder: "How did you become a cop after all that crap we did growing up?"
Officer Fluzoo: "Put your hands in the air!" [singing] "And wave 'em like you just don't care! Say ho!"
Lenny, Eric, Kurt and Higgy: "Ho!"
Officer Fluzoo: "Say ho!"
The crew of friends encounters an old friend, Fluzoo, who is now a police officer in their town. Officer Fluzoo initially raises his gun and tells them to put their hands up but soon shows he's joking by singing and dancing.
- 4+ 3- 1
That Way... Naked!
Frat Boy Andy: "We're gonna take off… that way… naked!"
Lenny Feder: "You guys are losers!"
[Lenny, Kurt, Higgy and Eric jump off the rocks into the water. Eric lands on Higgy.]
Higgy: "I was inside you!"
Challenged by the frat boys, Lenny, Eric, Higgy and Kurt jump off of the rocks into the water below. All is going well until Eric, the most portly man of the group, lands on Higgy. Higgy does not enjoy this experience.
- 5+ 1- 0
A Raft in There?
Nick: "There's a raft in there?" [Barely touches the raft packaging causing it to inflate and knock down many store displays.] "Who did that?"
While browsing the toy store, Nick is puzzled that a large raft can fit in a tiny box. He barely touches the outside of the box causing the raft to inflate and knock down several feet of store displays.
- 6+ 0- 0
Becky Feder: "When will I have boobies like mommy's?"
Lenny Feder: "Never, I don't ever want you to have those."
A young Becky asks at the family dinner table when she will grow into a woman like her mother. Lenny, being the typical father protective over his little girl, hopes the answer to that is never.
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