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"Guardians of the Galaxy" movie quotes follow the adventures when five misfits and criminals are tasked with saving the galaxy. Based on the Marvel graphic novel of the same name, the superhero movie was directed by James Gunn using a screenplay her co-wrote with Nicole Perlman. Showing in 3D and IMAX 3D, "Guardians of the Galaxy" opened in theaters on August 1, 2014, in the United States.

In "Guardians of the Galaxy," American pilot Peter Quill (Chris Pratt) stumbles upon a mysterious orb deep in space. After he is grilled by soldiers, including Korath (Djimon Hounsou), about his intentions with the orb, Peter, who has now also taken on the persona of Star-Lord, learns that the villainous Ronan (Lee Pace) is set on destroying the galaxy.

To keep himself and everyone else safe, Peter joins with a group of unlikely heroes to form the Guardians of the Galaxy. Gamora (Zoe Saldana), Drax the Destroyer (Dave Bautista), Groot (Vin Diesel) and Rocket Raccoon (voiced by Bradley Cooper) are all tasked by Nova Prime Irani Rael (Glenn Close) and Rhomann Dey (John C. Reilly) with taking down Ronan and saving the galaxy from assured destruction.

"Guardians of the Galaxy" is just one of several summer 2014 blockbusters along with "Hercules," "Lucy," "Magic in the Moonlight," "A Most Wanted Man," "Happy Christmas," "Planes: Fire & Rescue," "Sex Tape," "Wish I Was Here, "And So It Goes, "Dawn of Planet of the Apes," "A Long Way Down," "Tammy," "Earth to Echo," "Deliver Us from Evil," "Transformers: Age of Extinction," "Snowpiercer," "Begin Again," "They Came Together," "Think Like a Man Too," "22 Jump Street, "How to Train Your Dragon 2," "Hellion," "The Rover," and The Fault in Our Stars."
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We Are Groot


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Groot: We are Groot.
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I Have a Plan


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Gamora: "We have to stop Ronan."
Rocket Racoon: "How?"
Peter Quill/Star-Lord: "I have a plan"
Rocket Raccoon: "You've got a plan?"
Peter Quill/Star-Lord: "Yes"
Rocket Raccoon: "First of all, you're copying me from when I said I have a plan."
Peter Quill/Star-Lord: "No, I'm not. People say that all the time. It's not that unique of a thing to say."
Rocket Raccoon: "Secondly, I don't even believe you have a plan."
Peter Quill/Star-Lord: "I have part of a plan"
Drax the Destroyer: "What percentage of a plan do you have?"
Gamora: "You don't get to ask questions after the nonsense you pulled on Nowhere."
Drax the Destroyer: "I just saved Quill!"
Peter Quill/Star-Lord: "We've already established that you destroying the ship that I'm on is not saving me."
Drax the Destroyer: "When did we establish that?"
Peter Quill/Star-Lord: "Like three seconds ago!"
Drax the Destroyer: "I wasn't listening. I was thinking of something else."
Rocket Raccoon: "She's right. You don't get an opinion. What percentage?"
Peter Quill/Star-Lord: "I don't know, 12 percent"
Rocket Raccoon: "12 percent?!"
Peter Quill/Star-Lord: "That's a fake laugh."
Rocket Raccoon: "It's real!"
Peter Quill/Star-Lord: "Totally fake"
Rocket Raccoon: "That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life because that is not a plan."
Gamora: "It's barely a concept."
Peter Quill/Star-Lord: "You're taking their side?"
Groot: "I am Groot."
Rocket Raccoon: "So what it's better then 11 percent, what the hell is that have to do with anything?"
Peter Quill/Star-Lord: "Thank you, Groot, thank you. See, Groot's the only one of you who has a clue."

The Guardians know their battle head is a tough one and they try to get a plan together. Peter has a plan, or really an inkling of a plan, actually, more like part of concept, at best.
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Why Would You Want to Save the Galaxy?


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Rocket Raccoon: "Why would you want to save the galaxy!?"
Peter Quill/Star-Lord: "Cause I'm one of the idiots who lives in it!"
Rocket Raccoon: "Ohhhh"

Rocket wonders why someone like Peter is interested in being the hero. Considering they'd all die otherwise, Peter is most definitely in.
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12 Billion People Are Depending On Criminals, Misfits and Thugs?


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Nova Prime Rael: "Our world is facing an unstoppable threat. We can't do this alone."
Rhomann Dey: "I know someone who can help. They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy. They're a band of mercenaries."
Nova Prime Rael: "12 billion people are depending on criminals, misfits and thugs?"
Nova Corps Officer: "That's some of the nicer things I've heard said about them."

Nova Prime Rael knows that the fate of the galaxy hangs in the balance between good of evil and that if they want any chance of surviving, they need some help. Rhomann's suggestion, however, is less than impressive.