hockey The Funniest Hockey Team Names Ever  

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Is your team ready to hit the ice? Are you waiting to drop the puck because you can't think of any good hockey team names? This list of funny hockey team names will have you lacing up your skates in no time. Whether you're playing ice hockey or roller hockey, this list of the best hockey team names should have a little something for everyone, so you can start the season off right. 

What makes a good hockey team name, anyway? A name can be based off of a mascot or a city, or it can be a clever bit of wordplay. Why not have a little creative fun with team names? Sports puns can be beautiful, and hockey is particularly punny - there are sticks, pucks, sweaty men, fights, Zambonis, and plenty of broken teeth and concussions. So in this list you'll find a whole lot of funny hockey team names because we simply couldn't resist. 

So which are the best hockey team names on the ice? Vote up the team names you like the most, and if you have any amazing hockey team names riding the bench, add them to the list! 
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The Mighty Pucks

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2
+ - 151 172
Fussy Puckers

3
+ - 95 118
Shootin' Blanks

4
+ - 52 69
Men with Wood

5
+ - 77 106
Pucked Up

6
+ - 91 128
Zambronies

7
+ - 66 95
Ugly Pucklings

8
+ - 87 128
Zero Pucks Given

9
+ - 46 68
Power Players

10
+ - 62 92
Bad Motherpuckers

11
+ - 35 53
Brawlers

12
+ - 43 67
The Knuckle Pucks

13
+ - 43 68
Rink Masters

14
+ - 49 78
Chicks with Sticks

15
+ - 33 55
Hit or Miss

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+ - 18 33
Kings of Puck

17
+ - 35 60
Quick with the Stick

18
+ - 28 49
Stick Magnets

19
+ - 28 49
Pucker Up

20
+ - 27 49
Stick Figures

21
+ - 30 54
Goals Galore

22
+ - 43 75
Who Needs Teeth

23
+ - 26 48
1 Period Away

24
+ - 21 40
Puck Daddys

25
+ - 19 37
Body Checkers

26
+ - 28 53
Gettin' Iced

27
+ - 14 31
Slick Stick Handlers

28
+ - 26 51
Puck Boiz

29
+ - 11 27
Full Metal Blue Jackets

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30
+ - 9 24

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+ - 14 34
Brawl for One

32
+ - 17 40
Concussed

33
+ - 10 28
Whole Latta Love

34
+ - 11 30
Too Fehr Down

35
+ - 11 30

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+ - 8 25
Skate of Play

37
+ - 16 39
Beer Me

38
+ - 13 34
Krugs Not Drugs

39
+ - 13 34
Phony Zamboni

40
+ - 13 34
Kane Is Able

41
+ - 7 24
Dutch Rudders

42
+ - 11 31
Weiss Guys

43
+ - 9 28
Absolute Prust

44
+ - 14 37
Think With Your Stick

45
+ - 14 37
Skate or Die

46
+ - 12 34
Tenths of a Second

47
+ - 9 29
Rock 'n Rollers

48
+ - 8 28
Good Crosby

49
+ - 7 26
Coyle and Strike

50
+ - 9 35
Queens of the Ice Age