Newsflash for all you non-celebheads out there, Kylie and Kendall Jenner are not the same person. That’s right folks, they’re actually non-twin sisters who are two years apart in age (you’ll just have to keep reading to find out which one is older).
That sound you hear right now is your head exploding, so take as long as you need to pick up the pieces of brain and readjust to this new reality. Now, you’re probably wondering, “Which one is Kylie and which one is Kendall?!” Well you’re in luck because the following list contains multiple ways to tell Kylie and Kendall Jenner apart – unfortunately however, none of them include sitting down with the two sisters over breakfast at House of Pies and asking, “What’s the deal with you two being so similar?”
Scholars at the E! network have long theorized about how one might be able to tell Kylie and Kendall apart, at one point believing that the only way to differentiate the sisters was by consulting a small tattoo that Kris Jenner gave each girl at birth. But that turned out to be a myth, so they had to figure out another way to work out which sister was which. After spending weeks shouting “Kylie!” and “Kendall!” at the girls and seeing which one would respond, they ended up with murky data at best. Luckily for everyone involved, these 13 facts are sure-fire ways to tell which Jenner sister you’re talking to if you happen to run into them while you’re hanging out in Calabasas. Just shove your lips in a tiny jar and keep reading to find out how to tell the Jenners apart.
Kendall Has A Normal Supermodel Face, While Kylie Has Been Attacked By Very Focused Bees
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You may think you're able to tell the two Jenner sisters apart, but that's just because you're looking at separate photos of them with their names in the title of the article. If you have to look at them together, it's an exercise in futility to know which one is which. Until now, that is. Remember this the next time you're looking at a photo of the two almost twins pouting next to each other in denim rompers – Kendall is the woman whose face has the look of an everyday-ho-hum supermodel, and Kylie's is the one that looks like she was also a normal, boring supermodel who was stung by a series of bees who focused specifically on her lips.
Kylie Goes Nuts With Her Hair, Kendall Keeps It Shoulder Length
To be honest you never know what Kylie's going to do with her hair. One day it's a blue ombre, the next day it's white, and the day after that it's in the shape of an umbrella. All you can be sure of is that it's going to be DID. Kendall is a little more conservative with her hairstyle, which she keeps shoulder length to honor the memory of Christy Turlington.
Kendall Dresses Like A Mom, While Kylie Dresses Like Kim
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Here's another simple question to ask yourself when trying to figure out which Jenner sister you're talking to: Is the Jenner sister you're having a one-on-one conversation with dressed like a mom at a fashion show? If so, you're dealing with Kendall, and you should change the conversation to local organic beets. If the Jenner sister you're hanging out with is dressed like Kim Kardashian, you're talking to Kylie, and you should change the conversation to local organic beets. Both of the Jenner sisters love local organic beets.
Kendall Jenner Has A Lip Tattoo
This is harder to investigate than anything on this list because you have to be up close and personal with the Jenner sisters to figure out which one is which. But if you get the chance to see the inside of either of their mouths, you'll be able to tell which sister you're hanging out with if they do or don't have a tattoo that says "meow" on their bottom lip. Remember, Kendall has a stupid tattoo on her lip, and Kylie has stupid lips. Don't mix those two things up!
One Of Them Is Dating Tyga
Ew. Supposedly Tyga wasn't sure which sister he was dating for a few months, and he even recorded multiple versions of mixtape tracks with both sisters' names. But since June 2016, he's definitely sure that he's dating Kylie. And, if you're still feeling skeptical about this method of identifying the sisters, Kylie and Tyga's steamy bedroom pics might be just the thing to assuage your suspicions.
Kylie Talks And Kendall Types
As any faithful Kardashimaniac knows, the Jenner sisters are the "authors" of a set of young adult science fiction novels called Rebels: City of Indra and Time of the Twins. Both books follow the sisters Lex and Livia Cosmo (Lex is a hard-scrabbled, bullheaded, tough-talking orphan while Livia is an indignant, bullheaded debutante orphan) as they traverse the dystopian world of Indra. And while that's fascinating in and of itself, the really interesting stuff is how the sisters actually write their books. It turns out that when they sit down to write a new chronicle of Indra, Kylie paces back and forth in the cabin that they purchased from the JD Salinger estate, calling out various plot points and pieces of dialogue while Kendall sits at her Hermes 3000 typewriter and bangs out the initial draft. Is there anything these gals can't do?
Age Ain't Nothing But A Signifier As To Which Jenner Sister Is Older
If you really want to get technical about how the two Jenner sisters are different, you would be wise to take note that while Kendall was born in 1995, Kylie entered the world in 1997. Sadly, this confirms the fact that the Jenner sisters did not lovingly cohabitate Kris's womb.
They Each Own Different Homes, Proving They Are Different People
For the last time, Kylie and Kendall Jenner are totally different people who are definitely not the same – and here's the proof. Kylie owns three multi-million dollar mansions in Hidden Hills, California, that make up a small fortress in the community just across the 101 from Calabasas. Kendall, on the other hand, owns John Krasinski and Emily Blunt's old $6.5 Million place in the Hollywood Hills. Now, when someone drops into conversation that they think they saw the Jenner sister who lives in Hidden Hills you'll be able to discern which one they were talking about.