iadjure: list of useful disclaimers

parent is freed from any and all circumstance in which the targeted hockey table, video game, or pinball machine is not working, just because parent provided quarter upon child's request to play.

by accepting ice cream money child agrees to hold harmless parent if ice cream truck song is audible or truck is visible or immanent on any day or any other hour after bedtime or when temperature falls below 60 degrees f. parent reserves the right to determine the auditory validity of any ice cream truck song account, even if said truck is parked out front.

parent not responsible for lost or stolen items - real, imaginary, or incorrectly referred to - even if resulting from parental prerogative to remove said items. bedtime shall not be used as valid suspension of responsibility.

possession is nine-tenths of of the brawl.

all content initiated by author is entire balderdash and of no actual value in real life. author is hereby freed from liability resulting from any and all coincident event related to content and interpretation of reader. or author.