- 7+ 2- 0
What Are You?
Sandy: "Come with me to Denver and I won't press charges. You're going to love it. There's no one shooting at you there."
Diana: "You got nothing!"
Sandy: [runs after Diana, easily passing her] "I can do this all day with you."
Diana: "What are you, a Kenyan?"
Diana tries to run away from Sandy but Sandy shows real quickly that he can not only keep up with her, but outrun her. It helps that she is winded after running 20 feet.
- 8+ 2- 0
We Need Her More Than You Do
Marisol: "We need her more than you do. Better luck next time, old man.
As it turns out, Sandy is far from the only one looking for Diana. Marisol too is looking for her and is ready to be much more violent in her efforts than Sandy.
- 9+ 2- 1
The Rental Car
[Sandy runs Diana's van off the road causing it to roll]
Sandy: "Oh, thank god, you're all right though, huh?"
Diana: "Yeah, the rental car doesn't even have a scratch on it."
Sandy: "Woo, that's great news. The car is fine. What's more important…"
[Semi-truck smashes the rental car]
Diana: "Oh, you should have put your hazards on."
When Sandy runs Diana's van off the road causing it to roll, he feels bad. He's even more relieved that his rental car was not damaged, well it wasn't damaged until a truck came along and changed that.
- 10+ 3- 3
I'm in Colorado
Sandy: [to his credit card company] "Exceeded the credit limit?! I used the card for coffee and gas. Florida?! Raytheon Water Sports? Never heard of it. I'm in Colorado. We don't have beaches, you know? We're landlocked."
Sandy tries to explain to the customer service representative at his credit card company that those charges in Florida for water sports were not his. For this, a short geography lesson is necessary.
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