- 1+ 17- 3
Lt. Aldo Raine: You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
- 2+ 14- 4
Col. Hans Landa: Oooh, that's a bingo!
Col. Hans Landa: Is that the way you say it? "That's a bingo?"
Lt. Aldo Raine: You just say "bingo".
Col. Hans Landa: Bingo! How fun! But, I digress. Where were we?
- 3+ 11- 3
I Made a Dealv
Lt. Aldo Raine: Scalp Hermann.
Col. Hans Landa: Are you mad? What have you done? I made a deal with your general for that man's life!
Lt. Aldo Raine: Yeah, they made that deal, but they don't give a f**k about him. They need you.
Col. Hans Landa: You'll be shot for this!
Lt. Aldo Raine: Nah, I don't think so. More like chewed out. I've been chewed out before.
- 4+ 6- 3
Bridget von Hammersmark: I can see since you didn't see what happened inside, the Nazis being there must look odd.
Lt. Aldo Raine: Yeah, we got a word for that kinda odd in English. It's called suspicious.
- 5+ 5- 2
What Are We Talking About?v
Marcel: What are we talking about?
Shosanna Dreyfus: Filling the cinema with Nazis and burning it to the ground.
Marcel: I'm not talking about that. You're talking about that.
- 6+ 7- 5
In Good Handsv
Col. Hans Landa: You've had a nice long run, Aldo. Alas, you're now in the hands of the SS.
Col. Hans Landa: My hands, to be exact. And they've been waiting a long time to touch you.
Col. Hans Landa: Caught you flinching.
- 7+ 4- 2
The Bear Jewv
Adolf Hitler: Kliest!
Kliest: Ja, mein Führer?
Adolf Hitler: I have an order I want relayed to all German soldiers stationed in France. The Jew degenerate known as the Bear Jew henceforth is never to be referred to as the Bear Jew again. Did you get that, Kliest?
Kliest: Ja, mein Führer.
- 8+ 4- 3
Who's the Rat?v
Col. Hans Landa: What a tremendously hostile world that a rat must endure. Yet not only does he survive, he thrives. Because our little foe has an instinct for survival and preservation second to none... And that, Monsieur, is what a Jew shares with a rat.
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