mockery The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Can be a cause of death or a state at the time of death.

As we all know, most celebrity deaths tend come in threes. When a celebrity dies, people start to check their Twitter feeds and discuss who might be next. No one’s ever excited about the prospect of a beloved star passing away, but it’s inevitable. Some celebrities, like Paul Walker and Amy Winehouse, died too young and from incredibly odd circumstances; Walker from a car accident, and Winehouse from an alcohol related illness. It’s terrible what happened to them, but you have to admit, it’s really strange, and a bit ironic. And no, we’re not talking Alanis Morrissette unfortunate ironic, their deaths straight up had to do with their life’s work. This list speculates as to the ironic ways that some the celebrities that are still with us might go out, and while they're good for a little chuckle, hopefully none of these ever come true.

Just in case there are any celebs reading their own ironic hypothetical deaths on this list, please note these were all written in good fun and that there's no voodoo doll of their likeness sitting on anyone's nightstand.

Enjoy this list of hypothetical ironic deaths for celebrities and vote up the ironic celebrity deaths that are the most fitting.
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Tom Hanks is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Tom Hanks age 60 - Dies after being marooned on an island.

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Robert Downey Jr. is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Robert Downey Jr. age 52 - Dies of an iron  deficiency.

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Morgan Freeman is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Morgan Freeman age 79 - Is struck by the hand of God.

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Bill Gates is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Bill Gates age 61 - The founder of Microsoft falls out a window.

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Bruce Willis is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Bruce Willis age 62 - He's been dead the whole time!

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Johnny Depp is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Johnny Depp age 53 - Drowns in a river of chocolate.

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Miley Cyrus is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Miley Cyrus age 24 - Crushed by a wrecking ball.

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Chris Hemsworth is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Chris Hemsworth age 33 - While walking through a construction site, a hammer falls on his head.

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Hugh Jackman is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Hugh Jackman age 48 - The Aussie heartthrob is mauled by a pack of wolverines.

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Scarlett Johansson is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Scarlett Johansson age 32 - Bitten by a black widow.

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Anthony Hopkins is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Anthony Hopkins age 79 - The aging Hannibal is eaten alive by cannibals.

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Jeff Bridges is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Jeff Bridges age 67 - The Dude  trips over rug, dies.

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Dwayne Johnson is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Dwayne Johnson age 44 - Is crushed by a boulder.

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Matthew McConaughey is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Matthew McConaughey age 47 - During a space tourism trip to outer space, he actually falls into a black hole.

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Jon Bon Jovi is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Jon Bon Jovi age 55 - Mysteriously, he's shot through the heart.

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Leonardo DiCaprio is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Leonardo DiCaprio age 42 - During a trip to Wall Street, he's eaten alive by a wolf.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Arnold Schwarzenegger age 69 - Turns out... it was a tumor.

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Taylor Swift is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Taylor Swift age 27 - Sadly, during a routine procedure she receives a bad blood infusion.

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Macaulay Culkin is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Macaulay Culkin age 36 - Dies in a house invasion, if only he wouldn't have been home alone.

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Bear Grylls is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Bear Grylls age 42 - Obviously, he will be tragically mauled by a grizzly bear.

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Michael Phelps is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Michael Phelps age 31 - Drowns while swimming with all his gold medals on.

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John Travolta is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
John Travolta age 63 - In a terrible accident, he's struck by greased lightning.

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Nicolas Cage is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Nicolas Cage age 53 - Someone takes his face... off.

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Paul Rudd is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Paul Rudd age 48 - Sadly, he's eaten alive by ants.

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Brad Pitt is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Brad Pitt age 53 - Contracts Benjamin Button disease.

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Chevy Chase is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Chevy Chase age 73 - Dies while on a European vacation.

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Alec Baldwin is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Alec Baldwin age 59 - On a hiking trip, he's crushed under 30 rocks...

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Paula Deen is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Paula Deen age 70 - Chokes to death on a salad.

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Kanye West is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Kanye West age 39 - He's hit with a car by Peter North, driving east, somewhere in the South.

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Neil deGrasse Tyson is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Neil deGrasse Tyson age 58 - Struck by a meteorite.

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Jason Schwartzman is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Jason Schwartzman age 35 - At a visit to MOMA, Jason Schwartzman is literally bored to death.

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Björk is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Björk age 51 - Death by swan.