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mockery The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths

Jacob Shelton
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As we all know, most celebrity deaths tend come in threes. When a celebrity dies, people start to check their Twitter feeds and discuss who might be next. No one’s ever excited about the prospect of a beloved star passing away, but it’s inevitable. Some celebrities, like Paul Walker and Amy Winehouse, died too young and from incredibly odd circumstances; Walker from a car accident, and Winehouse from an alcohol related illness. It’s terrible what happened to them, but you have to admit, it’s really strange, and a bit ironic. And no, we’re not talking Alanis Morrissette unfortunate ironic, their deaths straight up had to do with their life’s work. This list speculates as to the ironic ways that some the celebrities that are still with us might go out, and while they're good for a little chuckle, hopefully none of these ever come true.

Just in case there are any celebs reading their own ironic hypothetical deaths on this list, please note these were all written in good fun and that there's no voodoo doll of their likeness sitting on anyone's nightstand.

Enjoy this list of hypothetical ironic deaths for celebrities and vote up the ironic celebrity deaths that are the most fitting.

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Robert Downey Jr. is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Robert Downey Jr. age 50 - Dies of an iron deficiency.

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Tom Hanks is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Tom Hanks age 59 - Dies after being marooned on an island.

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Morgan Freeman is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Morgan Freeman age 78 - Is struck by the hand of God.

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Bill Gates is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Bill Gates age 60 - The founder of Microsoft falls out a window.

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Johnny Depp is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Johnny Depp age 53 - Drowns in a river of chocolate.

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Miley Cyrus is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Miley Cyrus age 23 - Crushed by a wrecking ball.

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Chris Hemsworth is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Chris Hemsworth age 32 - While walking through a construction site, a hammer falls on his head.

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Bruce Willis is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Bruce Willis age 60 - He's been dead the whole time!

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Hugh Jackman is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Hugh Jackman age 47 - The Aussie heartthrob is mauled by a pack of wolverines.

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Scarlett Johansson is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Scarlett Johansson age 31 - Bitten by a black widow.

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Anthony Hopkins is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Anthony Hopkins age 78 - The aging Hannibal is eaten alive by cannibals.

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Jeff Bridges is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Jeff Bridges age 66 - The Dude trips over rug, dies.

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Dwayne Johnson is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Dwayne Johnson age 43 - Is crushed by a boulder.

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Matthew McConaughey is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Matthew McConaughey age 46 - During a space tourism trip to outer space, he actually falls into a black hole.

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Leonardo DiCaprio is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Leonardo DiCaprio age 41 - During a trip to Wall Street, he's eaten alive by a wolf.

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Jon Bon Jovi is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Jon Bon Jovi age 53 - Mysteriously, he's shot through the heart.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Arnold Schwarzenegger age 68 - Turns out... it was a tumor.

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Taylor Swift is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Taylor Swift age 26 - Sadly, during a routine procedure she receives a bad blood infusion.

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Macaulay Culkin is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Macaulay Culkin age 35 - Dies in a house invasion, if only he wouldn't have been home alone.

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Bear Grylls is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Bear Grylls age 41 - Obviously, he will be tragically mauled by a grizzly bear.

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Michael Phelps is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Michael Phelps age 30 - Drowns while swimming with all his gold medals on.

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John Travolta is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
John Travolta age 61 - In a terrible accident, he's struck by greased lightning.

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Nicolas Cage is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Nicolas Cage age 51 - Someone takes his face... off.

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Paul Rudd is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Paul Rudd age 46 - Sadly, he's eaten alive by ants.

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Brad Pitt is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Brad Pitt age 53 - Contracts Benjamin Button disease.

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Chevy Chase is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Chevy Chase age 72 - Dies while on a European vacation.

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Alec Baldwin is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Alec Baldwin age 57 - On a hiking trip, he's crushed under 30 rocks...

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Paula Deen is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Paula Deen age 68 - Chokes to death on a salad.

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Kanye West is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Kanye West age 38 - He's hit with a car by Peter North, driving east, somewhere in the South.

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Neil deGrasse Tyson is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Neil deGrasse Tyson age 57 - Struck by a meteorite.

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Jason Schwartzman is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Jason Schwartzman age 35 - At a visit to MOMA, Jason Schwartzman is literally bored to death.

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Björk is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Most Ironic (Hypothetical) Celebrity Deaths
Björk age 50 - Death by swan.