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Joe Bidenisms: The Funniest and Best Joe Biden Gaffes

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Here are the funniest Joe Biden gaffes of all time. The 47th Vice President of the United States has a history of sticking his foot in his mouth. These Joe Bidenisms are classic gaffes the former democratic Senator has made over the years. From his time in the Senate to his time during the 2008 elections, Joe Biden has commited a number of verbal blunders and we can't wait for more from this highly entertaining character. He's almost the Forest Gump of the political landscape. How did this man become Vice President?
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    "My memory is not as good as Chief Justice Roberts'"

    "Am I doing this again? For the senior staff? My memory is not as good as Chief Justice Roberts'."

    Joe Biden, mocking Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts' botched effort to swear in Barack Obama as Biden was set to swear in White House senior staff one day after the Inauguration snafu, Washington, D.C., Jan. 21, 2009
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    "That is a big f*%&ing deal!"

    "That is a big f**king deal!"

    Joe Biden, caught on an open mic congratulating President Barack Obama during the health care signing ceremony, Washington, D.C., March 23, 2010
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    "I wouldn't go anywhere in confined places now."

    "I wouldn't go anywhere in confined places now. … When one person sneezes it goes all the way through the aircraft. That's me. I would not be, at this point, if they had another way of transportation, suggesting they ride the subway."

    Joe Biden, providing handy tips to protect against the swine flu and freaking us out, "Today Show" interview, April 30, 2009
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    "You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.... I'm ...

    "You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.... I'm not joking."

    Joe Biden, in a private remark to an Indian-American man caught on C-SPAN, June, 2006
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    "...first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a ...

    "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man."

    Joe Biden, referring to Barack Obama at the beginning of the 2008 Democratic primary campaign, Jan. 31, 2007

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  1. Genna Girven
    Joe Bidenisms: The Funniest and Best Joe Biden Gaffes at 12/06/2012 12:30 AM
    This takes biden gaffes list to a whole new level.
  2. Beaulah Lomay
    Joe Bidenisms: The Funniest and Best Joe Biden Gaffes at 9/12/2012 4:30 PM
    Wild tigers couldn't keep me from reading more in regard to Joe Biden Gaffes.
  3. Wildfury
    Joe Bidenisms: The Funniest and Best Joe Biden Gaffes at 7/16/2010 6:07 PM
    Hey Stephanie ---- Quail's political career was ruined because of .. potato-e... In case you haven't noticed, Biden is getting a free ride in this mountain of stupidity.
  4. Nocturnesthesia
    Joe Bidenisms: The Funniest and Best Joe Biden Gaffes at 7/01/2010 6:05 PM
    Biden is hilarious. Stephanie stole the words right out of my mouth.
  5. Joe
    Joe Bidenisms: The Funniest and Best Joe Biden Gaffes at 6/27/2010 11:45 PM
    Where's the video of Biden swearing at the Milwaukee Kopps Ice Cream shop owner?
    1. Joe
      Joe Bidenisms: The Funniest and Best Joe Biden Gaffes at 6/27/2010 11:47 PM
      Immoral speech by the 2nd in command should be on the front page of newspapers Bidens poddy mouth didn't even get into the gaffs
  6. barack O
    Joe Bidenisms: The Funniest and Best Joe Biden Gaffes at 6/27/2010 2:16 PM
    And he'll add more...what a doofus!
  7. Stephanie
    Joe Bidenisms: The Funniest and Best Joe Biden Gaffes at 6/27/2010 12:42 PM
    All this really shows is that if you are Vice President or President or a senator -- anything the media is interested in -- you cannot speak your mind, make a joke, or forget a name like the rest of us can. Nothing promotes dishonesty more than ridiculing someone for making an honest mistake. It seems that the media and the critics expect our leaders to be perfect - indeed, to expect this administration to have resolved several historic crises brought about by the policies of the prior administration in less than two years is high praise indeed; clearly the conservatives think they are dealing with supermen.
  8. asdf
    Joe Bidenisms: The Funniest and Best Joe Biden Gaffes at 6/22/2010 4:04 PM
    You forgot this one when he asks State Senator Chuck Grahm to stand up for applause. Only problem is, Chuck is in a wheelchair.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRV5Y1JCGRI
  9. walt
    Joe Bidenisms: The Funniest and Best Joe Biden Gaffes at 6/18/2010 10:17 AM
    What an IDIOT !

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