Joe Bidenisms: The Funniest and Best Joe Biden Gaffes Quotations

Joe Bidenisms: The Funniest and Best Joe Biden Gaffes

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Here are the funniest Joe Biden gaffes of all time. The 47th Vice President of the United States has a history of sticking his foot in his mouth. These Joe Bidenisms are classic gaffes the former democratic Senator has made over the years. From his time in the Senate to his time during the 2008 elections, Joe Biden has commited a number of verbal blunders and we can't wait for more from this highly entertaining character. He's almost the Forest Gump of the political landscape. How did this man become Vice President?
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    "Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me."

    "Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me."

    Joe Biden, speaking at a town hall meeting in Nashua, New Hampshire, Sept. 10, 2008
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    "You know, I'm embarrassed. Do you know the Web site number?"

    "You know, I'm embarrassed. Do you know the Web site number? I should have it in front of me and I don't. I'm actually embarrassed."

    Joe Biden, speaking to an aide standing out of view during an interview on CBS' "Early Show," in the midst of encouraging viewers to visit a government-run Web site that tracks stimulus spending, Feb. 25, 2009
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    "An hour late, oh give me a f**king break."

    "An hour late, oh give me a f**king break."

    Joe Biden, caught on a live mic speaking to a former Senate colleague after arriving on Amtrak at Union Station in Washington, D.C., March 13, 2009
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    "When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television..."

    "When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened."

    Joe Biden, apparently unaware that FDR wasn't president when the stock market crashed in 1929 and that only experimental TV sets were in use at that time, interview with Katie Couric, Sept. 22, 2008
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    Thank you, Dr. Pepper...

    "Thank you, Dr. Pepper, and thank you, Chancell... Dr. Paper. And thank you, Chancellor."

    At a campaign stop in Eastern Iowa in March of 2012, Biden accidentally thanked "Dr. Pepper" rather than the woman who actually had helped organize the event, Scott Community College President Dr. Theresa Paper. Fortunately for Joe, he caught his mistake right away and corrected himself.

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  1. Genna Girven
    Joe Bidenisms: The Funniest and Best Joe Biden Gaffes at 12/06/2012 12:30 AM
    This takes biden gaffes list to a whole new level.
  2. Beaulah Lomay
    Joe Bidenisms: The Funniest and Best Joe Biden Gaffes at 9/12/2012 4:30 PM
    Wild tigers couldn't keep me from reading more in regard to Joe Biden Gaffes.
  3. Wildfury
    Joe Bidenisms: The Funniest and Best Joe Biden Gaffes at 7/16/2010 6:07 PM
    Hey Stephanie ---- Quail's political career was ruined because of .. potato-e... In case you haven't noticed, Biden is getting a free ride in this mountain of stupidity.
  4. Nocturnesthesia
    Joe Bidenisms: The Funniest and Best Joe Biden Gaffes at 7/01/2010 6:05 PM
    Biden is hilarious. Stephanie stole the words right out of my mouth.
  5. Joe
    Joe Bidenisms: The Funniest and Best Joe Biden Gaffes at 6/27/2010 11:45 PM
    Where's the video of Biden swearing at the Milwaukee Kopps Ice Cream shop owner?
    1. Joe
      Joe Bidenisms: The Funniest and Best Joe Biden Gaffes at 6/27/2010 11:47 PM
      Immoral speech by the 2nd in command should be on the front page of newspapers Bidens poddy mouth didn't even get into the gaffs
  6. barack O
    Joe Bidenisms: The Funniest and Best Joe Biden Gaffes at 6/27/2010 2:16 PM
    And he'll add more...what a doofus!
  7. Stephanie
    Joe Bidenisms: The Funniest and Best Joe Biden Gaffes at 6/27/2010 12:42 PM
    All this really shows is that if you are Vice President or President or a senator -- anything the media is interested in -- you cannot speak your mind, make a joke, or forget a name like the rest of us can. Nothing promotes dishonesty more than ridiculing someone for making an honest mistake. It seems that the media and the critics expect our leaders to be perfect - indeed, to expect this administration to have resolved several historic crises brought about by the policies of the prior administration in less than two years is high praise indeed; clearly the conservatives think they are dealing with supermen.
  8. asdf
    Joe Bidenisms: The Funniest and Best Joe Biden Gaffes at 6/22/2010 4:04 PM
    You forgot this one when he asks State Senator Chuck Grahm to stand up for applause. Only problem is, Chuck is in a wheelchair.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRV5Y1JCGRI
  9. walt
    Joe Bidenisms: The Funniest and Best Joe Biden Gaffes at 6/18/2010 10:17 AM
    What an IDIOT !

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