Quotation Joe Bidenisms: The Funniest and Best Joe Biden Gaffes

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Here are the funniest Joe Biden gaffes of all time. The 47th Vice President of the United States has a history of sticking his foot in his mouth. These Joe Bidenisms are classic gaffes the former democratic Senator has made over the years. From his time in the Senate to his time during the 2008 elections, Joe Biden has commited a number of verbal blunders and we can't wait for more from this highly entertaining character. He's almost the Forrest Gump of the political landscape. How did this man become Vice President?

What some of the best Bidenisms? There are plenty to choose from. Who could forget his performance during the 2012 Vice Presidential debate? Biden was in rare form that night. Vice President Biden, at least for Democrats, is a folk hero. But one thing that united people from across the aisle is Joe Biden. You either love him or hate, but what you can't deny is that the guy has sayings, and a lot of them.
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You know, I'm embarrassed. Do you know the web site number?


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"You know, I'm embarrassed. Do you know the Web site number? I should have it in front of me and I don't. I'm actually embarrassed."

Joe Biden, speaking to an aide standing out of view during an interview on CBS' "Early Show," in the midst of encouraging viewers to visit a government-run Web site that tracks stimulus spending, Feb. 25, 2009
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An hour late, oh give me a f**king break.


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"An hour late, oh give me a f**king break."

Joe Biden, caught on a live mic speaking to a former Senate colleague after arriving on Amtrak at Union Station in Washington, D.C., March 13, 2009
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You cannot go to a 7-11 or a dunkin' donuts unless you have a slight indian accent.... I'm not joking.


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"You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.... I'm not joking."

Joe Biden, in a private remark to an Indian-American man caught on C-SPAN, June, 2006
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...first mainstream african-american who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.


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"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man."

Joe Biden, referring to Barack Obama at the beginning of the 2008 Democratic primary campaign, Jan. 31, 2007
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Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me.


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"Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me."

Joe Biden, speaking at a town hall meeting in Nashua, New Hampshire, Sept. 10, 2008
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That is a big f*%&ing deal!


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"That is a big f**king deal!"

Joe Biden, caught on an open mic congratulating President Barack Obama during the health care signing ceremony, Washington, D.C., March 23, 2010
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My memory is not as good as chief justice roberts'


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"Am I doing this again? For the senior staff? My memory is not as good as Chief Justice Roberts'."

Joe Biden, mocking Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts' botched effort to swear in Barack Obama as Biden was set to swear in White House senior staff one day after the Inauguration snafu, Washington, D.C., Jan. 21, 2009
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Looking across at one of the great justices, justice stewart - correction - justice john paul stevens


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"Jill and I had the great honor of standing on that stage, looking across at one of the great justices, Justice Stewart."

Joe Biden, mistakenly referring to Justice John Paul Stevens, who swore him in as vice president, Washington, D.C., Jan. 20, 2009