Joffrey Baratheon/Lannister's Most Evil Moments Anything
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Joffrey Baratheon/Lannister's Most Evil Moments

With four seasons of HBO's "Game of Thrones" in the can, Joffrey Baratheon still sits as King on the Iron Throne and continues to threaten to impart his wrath on, well, anyone who makes widdle Joffrey angry. The paternity of King "Baratheon", of course, continues to fall under scrutiny as the notion that "Joffrey Lannister" is the correct name for the mean little bastard who would appear to be the unfortunate, weasely product of incest between Queen Cersei Lannister and her brother, Jaime.

It isn't easy to rise to the position of "Most Detestable Character on Game of Thrones"; we're talking about a show where the pilot episode featured the heroic protagonist executing an innocent man. (Plus, he insisted his wife raise his bastard son conceived by another woman, and kept the only son of his vanquished foe working around the house as a slave. But hey, he loves wolves, so it's all good!)

Still, Joffrey manages it with a mix of pluck, looking astonishingly like the guy who plays Draco Malfoy, and of course, petulance. He approaches ruling Westeros the way any angry, twisted, in-bred, evil blonde pre-teen who's been trained to be insufferable since the womb would: blind malice and hateful rage. Go through the list and vote for what YOU think are Joffrey's most deliriously villainous moments from "Game of Thrones" and keep in mind that there are myriad more despicable Joffrey moments to come.
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    Joffrey Forces Sansa to Inspect Her Father's Head

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    You know, as one does. Anyway, Joffrey has gone against his word and had Ned Stark - father of his betrothed, Sansa Stark - executed publicly. It was not a pretty sight, though HBO tastefully cut around it despite having no problem with vicious on-screen death-by-liquid-hot-gold-droppings sequences. (We've all had enough of seeing Boromir in pain at this point, I think.)

    After that gruesome display, Joffrey blithely walks Sansa down to admire decapitated heads - including her father's - that he has displayed on pikes. Sansa, apparently not an art fan, is overwhelmed by the level of Joffrey's cruelty, and considers pitching him off the side of the castle. (He's tiny and probably very light. It'd be like tossing a kitten down there, and significantly more entertaining.) Alas, Sansa's brief career as an attempted murderess is foiled, but it likely won't taint her reputation permanently. In Westeros, attempted murder is a misdemeanor, like jaywalking or failing to separate your recycleables.

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