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Mind of a Scientist
I've been blessed with many things in this life: an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a burmese python, and the mind of a f**king scientist.
- 2+ 9- 1
I've had a lot of memories and sometimes I have to dump the small ones to make room for the bigger ones. But sometimes, when you try to dump the smaller ones, you think they're gone but they're not. They're sitting there, waiting to pick up exactly where they left off. No matter if there are new memories standing in their way or not.
- 3+ 9- 2
No "I" in Team
There is no I in 'team' but there is a U in 'c**t.' So don't be little jealous c**ts, okay?
- 4+ 7- 1
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
- 5+ 7- 1
Losing and Cancer
If there's one thing I hate it's losing. If there's two things I hate it it's losing and getting cancer.
- 6+ 6- 1
Getting a Buzz On
This is me every night dude, just staring at buttholes and getting a buzz on.
- 7+ 6- 1
Paid for Sex
A lot of people ask me, 'Kenny Powers, you're a giant star. You can get any woman. Have you ever paid for sex?' And the answer is yes, I have. And it's actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything and sometimes, even just kind of do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument.
- 8+ 9- 4
I Love Women
People say Kenny Powers is a woman hater. That's not true. I love women. Every f**king one of them, even the ugly as s**t ones. But don't ask me to trust 'em. Not even nuns, because every pair of t**s comes with a gaping hole of need that even Kenny Powers can't fill.