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Vince Cooley
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These are some of the dumbest Superheroes and comic book characters of all time. What was going through their creators minds when they were made I have no idea.

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Maggott is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Lamest Superheroes Of All Time
Maggott His mutant power is, he has two pet maggots. Ummm, gross. When he died, I cheered.

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Nite-Wing is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Lamest Superheroes Of All Time
Nite-Wing DC Universe - He named himself after a Buffalo Wing Joint. Seriously, what kind of "hero" names himself after a wing joint. He also gets the living crap beat out of him on his first night out.

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Steel (John Henry Irons) is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Lamest Superheroes Of All Time
Steel (John Henry Irons) Steel, DC Universe - This one is on here more for the horrendous movie more than the comic, but come on, Shaq as an inventor?! Someone was high when they ok'd that casting.

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John Jameson is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Lamest Superheroes Of All Time
John Jameson Spider-Man 2

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Morbius, the Living Vampire is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Lamest Superheroes Of All Time
Morbius, the Living Vampire Marvel Universe

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Bill Foster is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Lamest Superheroes Of All Time
Bill Foster Marvel Universe - You know what Black Goliath is good at? Being a cheap and uninteresting knock off of Ant Man, and dying. Yeah, he was really good at dying.

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U.S. Agent is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Lamest Superheroes Of All Time
U.S. Agent Marvel Universe - A half ass replacement for Captain America, US Agent was infused with the same super soldier serum as cap, but he's no Steve Rogers. That and nobody likes him, at all.

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Spider-Woman (Mattie Franklin) is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Lamest Superheroes Of All Time
Spider-Woman (Mattie Franklin) Marvel Universe - Several women have been known as Spider-Woman over the years, and Mattie Franklin is bar far the lamest. Having no previous connection to any of the Spider-Mythos (Which the Spider-women rarely do actually) her stories were ...

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Phil Urich is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Lamest Superheroes Of All Time
Phil Urich The "Heroic" Green Goblin. Lame. A kid stumbles upon one of the Green Goblins armories and uses it to try and fight crime. Yeah, parade around like a supervillian, see how that works out. Allow me to have a comic book ...

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Spawn is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Lamest Superheroes Of All Time
Spawn Spawn 3: The Ultimate Battle, Spawn, Spawn 2 - Lame Spiderman ripoff with hell powers instead of spidersense.