film The Least Sexy Sex Scenes in Movies  

Ann Casano
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In a perfect world, all sex scenes would feel sexy. Unfortunately that’s just not the case. Although one would think that a scene between the sexiest stars in Hollywood would automatically feel erotic, sometimes the chemistry is off, and instead of feeling sexy, the scene comes off as inane or clumsy - just ask Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck. These are the worst sex scenes in movies.

Of course, some of the items on this list of bad sex scenes in movies, are not supposed to be sexy. Jason Biggs making sweet, sweet love to a warm apple pie, or Howard the Duck and Lea Thompson between the sheets are going for laughs. Even still, as a spectator viewers can’t help but feel off-put.

The true culprits on this list are the scenes that are supposed to excite the viewer and make them feel the passion of the moment, but instead leave them feeling grossed out or like laughing. Take for example, the mega box office debacle Showgirls. Sure, Elizabeth Berkley is beautiful and sexy. But Elizabeth Berkley flopping around like a fish out of water during swimming pool sex? Not so sexy.

When thinking about bad sex scenes in films, you have to consider the now infamous “O-face” in The Room, a comedy that is wildly regarded as the Citizen Kane of awful movies. Also, don’t think we forgot about that disturbing “get the butter scene” from Last Tango in Paris. No one can forget that, no matter how hard they try.

Make your voice heard. Be sure vote up the least sexy movie sex scenes below.
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It's Turkey Time!


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Film: Gigli

Real-life engaged couple Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck - aka Bennifer - were perhaps one of the most attractive couples in the history of the planet. However, their sex scene in the mega-flop Gigli was legendarily poorly written, with unsexy seduction lines like J. Lo's, "It's turkey time... gobble, gobble."
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Poor Baby


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Film: Knocked Up

Alison (Katherine Heigl) wants Ben (Seth Rogen) to go for it while they're making love. The thing is, she's pregnant and poor Ben is worried that he is going to hurt the baby. Talk about a mood spoiler... an unborn baby as a third wheel.
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Egg on Your Face


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Film: Tampopo

Are eggs the least sexy food imaginable? In this scene from Tampopo, a comedy that deconstructs the relationship between sex and food, the lovers pass just the yolk from a single egg back and forth in their mouths. Eventually (thankfully), the yolk breaks.
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That Face


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Film: The Room

After being a monster box office flop in 2003, The Room went on to become a bit of a cult classic. It achieved that status not because it's any good, but because it's so horrifically bad. There are many scenes from the mess of a movie to choose from, but the premature, goofy "O-face" in this inane sex scene takes the cake.