Leprechauns: 7 Things You Probably Didn't Know Leprechauns: 7 Things You Probably Didn't Know

By kristen1985 | Jacumba
In honor of St. Patrick's day, here's a list of 7 things any Irish-respecting person should know about Leprechauns, their legends, and why the Irish know we're all wrong about them.
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    The Irish Find Them Offensive And It Is Probably Disney's Fault
    Although we love leprechauns in America and quite often feature them in commercials, cartoons, horror movies and breakfast cereals, the Irish find them to be brute, bastardized versions of a Celtic legend ruined (like a lot of old, amazing stories) by Walt Disney. A film called Darby O'Gill and The Little People received great critical reception after Walt Disney did it following a trip to Ireland, and it was seen as a great fantasy of Gaelic tall stories (pun intended). Unfortunately, it reinvented the leprechaun and actually changed its colors in popular culture forever (see item #5). This movie has been attributed to part of what has cemented the leprechaun to St. Patrick's Day, even though the creatures had absolutely nothing to do with the patron saint of Ireland or his esteemed day. It's kind of like if they made Satan, or some random demon, part of Christmas just because they're part of Christian lore. Although fans of anagrams will say that it has happened. 01:55 Speed up to this part for a singing, Disney-fied, really young Sean Connery... you're welcome, ladies.
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    They Are Trickster Deities
    Arguably the most popular trickster deity in popular culture, the Leprechaun rivals Norse trickster Loki in its mischief. The first recorded reference to leprechauns appears in a medieval tale called The Adventure of Fergus, Son of Leti. In one of the stories, Fergus mac Leti, a King, ends up passing out on a beach and wakes up to find himself being dragged to sea by three "luchorpain". He then subdues his captors and they grant him three wishes in exchange for their freedom. Its entire existence is a cruel joke on humanity. A leprechaun's Pot of Gold is held at the end of a rainbow, which is a place that's literally impossible to reach because a rainbow is an optical effect that moves farther away the closer you get to it. Since they are mythical descendants of Gods that were fabled to have inhabited Ireland in a Pre-Christian period, they, along with their cousins the Clurichauns (#4), are the closest that Irish mythology comes to a trickster deity (in Christianity, it would be compared to a kind of demon).
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    They Are The Remnants of Awesome SuperPowered Gods
    The Tuatha Dé Danann are a race of Pre-Christian Gods who, in later Christian periods, were revered as mortal kings and heroes. They hailed from the 4 northern ancient cities of Falias, Finias, Gorias and Murias, which is where they got their awesome superpowers. They could accomplish awesome feats, like replacing severed arms with working, silver-plated arms (take THAT Star Wars and X-Men) and poison people with their eyes. But when they ran into the Milesians (read: peaceful enemies), they tried to drown them because the Milesians were closing in on their turf. This didn't work, and the awesome, superpowered Tuatha Dé Danann were finally defeated. After their defeat, the Milesians were supposed to divide the land between themselves and the awesome former-superheroes. So what they did, cleverly, was keep the above-ground part of the land and gave the Tuatha Dé Danann the underground. Over time, leprechauns were seen popping up from secret, magical entrances to the underground world all over Ireland, said to be remnant ancestors of the Tuatha Dé Danann. Leprechauns can, therefore, pop in and out of these magical entrances in the blink of an eye, and are said to be seen mostly at night... which might explain why the community in this classic viral video in Mobile, Alabama says that their local nocturnal leprechaun disappears when you shine a light on it. They're just that quick. Speaking of nocturnal...
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    They Are The COOLER Of Two Small Irish Mythical Creatures
    They Are The COOLER Of Two Small Irish Mythical Creatures
    You know that friend you have that you hang out with all the time, but never bring to parties because he/she always gets a little too drunk and embarrasses you? That's what the Clurichaun (pictured to the left) is to the Leprechaun. The Clurichaun, often considered the Leprechaun's "cousin" and even confused with the Leprechaun himself, is an Irish fairy who is said to be an alcoholic who finishes his daily work and then goes out and gets OBLITERATED on a nightly basis. He's a nocturnal creature who is supposedly always drunk and often rides sheep and dogs for sport. If you treat a Clurichaun with the respect and courtesy he doesn't deserve, he will protect your wine cellar. If you don't, he'll royally screw up your wine and generally wreak havoc and chaos on your home and loved ones.
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    They Used To Look Like Santa!
    Originally, the leprechaun wore colors of red, not green. Another reason that the American/World/Breakfast Cereal view of leprechauns is so offensive to some traditional and purist Irish people. Up until the early 20th century he looked like a little more like a Mini-Me for Santa Clause wearing a "red square-cut coat, richly laced with gold [and a] crooked hat, shoes and buckles" (Samuel Lover, 1831) According to Irish literary figure Yeats, there were two kinds of leprechauns. The ones you usually saw hanging out alone wore red and the ones who hung out in troops wore green. So, either way, unless Lucky here has a huge family or posse that these children keep kidnapping him from (and stealing food from the mouths of), he should be wearing red.
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    They Are Talented Musicians
    Much like the man in the video in item #3, very intelligently, said, leprechauns have flutes. They are also skilled in other musical instruments because of their lineage. According to scholars (and a life321 article we read): The Fenian Cycle, "a legendary Irish poem that depicts Ireland’s past, has a verse in which a harp-playing dwarf named Cnu Deireoil claimed that Lugh the Long-Armed Warrior [A member of the Tuatha Dé Danann] was his father." This has made some people believe, since they are so small in stature, that leprechauns are direct descendants of the musical dwarf Cnu Deireoil. "Dancing Leprechauns" play mostly Irish instruments like the tin whistle and the Irish harp. Now, watch this girl play the tin whistle (you're welcome, fellas).
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    Dateline NBC How To Catch A Leprechaun
    Dateline NBC How To Catch A Leprechaun
    Leprechauns are skilled shoemakers, tinkerers and artisans. It is often good luck if they are around because you will notice your appliances start working better. A leprechaun can fix anything and is a general sign of good luck in the household. So how do you get all his money and cease his happiness/existence? Stare him in the eye. A leprechaun's one weakness is the steady, unmoving stare of a human. If you were to catch him with his pot of gold in-hand he would freeze. If you able to make eye contact with him (it is very difficult to make eye contact with a leprechaun since they are always dancing, playing music or pulling practical jokes), and approach him for long enough to grab him (while not removing your gaze in the LEAST), you would have a leprechaun. The gold would then be yours and he would no longer be able to spend his gold on new buckles, jackets and whistles, because in this economy, who really has disposable income for that stuff?
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by kevin barry at March 23, 2010 12:23
don't forget that they will kill you if you give them a chance. If you catch a leprechaun, and then let him go before he has granted your wishes, he will turn you into rock, thus killing you. Charming.

by Boomer Miracles at March 21, 2010 13:15
Incredibly creative and great post. Love it!

by Brettski at March 22, 2010 12:10
I am still confused on the Alabama city. Are those people serious? Can people really be that dumb?

by thatsagoodtrouser at March 19, 2010 22:04
Great article, but 'Santa Clause' is a movie. Santa Claus (minus the E) is how it's actually spelled. =]

by Thank you at March 16, 2010 14:46
. . . for leaving any Lucky Charms comments out of this post.

by Robert at March 19, 2010 10:35
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