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The only thing stopping me from paying $3.99 every month for the Lifetime Movie Club app is the imminent fear of sinking into the crevices of my couch as I sit there, day after day, binging until my eyes implode. Lifetime Movie Network fans love its soapy dramas for their own reasons, but I think we can all agree the primary reason is that we can't get enough of their batsh*t crazy plots - so much so that we tend to insert ourselves right onto screen (we know all best LMN movies make you fear for your own well-being). And when you catch as many of these flicks as we do, there are certain things that tend to happen...
Every new person your friend d... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Things That Happen When You're a Lifetime Movie Addict
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Every new person your friend dates might be a Craigslist Killer


You've got major recon to do whenever your best friend comes around with a new guy or girl. Is he a mob man? Is she a black widow? You'll find out because you SAW that Lifetime movie about the guy who seemed all cute and normal in person, but actually murdered prostitutes in the dead of night. You're not about to let your bestie get blindsided when the cops show up to pick up their next Craigslist Killer. 
You start to think that you co... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Things That Happen When You're a Lifetime Movie Addict
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You start to think that you could write your own screenplay


Lifetime movies all tend to bleed into one another. You start to notice the trends and think, "Hey! I could probably write one of these things myself!" You've got loads of material stored up in your head, but you never think to write it down. You know the genres, the style, the dialogue. Maybe it's time you start some world-building for your own Lifetime adventure.
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You'll never online date


Why would you date online when you know that person you swiped right on Tinder could be an abusive ex-con texting you from the inside his PRISON CELL?!?! You wouldn't be able to handle online dating. There's too much potential of winding up cemented in the dry wall between the floor boards of your *gentle lover's* murder house.
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You start to recognize the actors


After a while, you start to notice that Lifetime recycles their talent. You become familiar with these actors and really get attached to them. When one dies in one movie, you're disappointed, only to be relieved when they pop up in the next two hour segment of your life.