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Louis CK Quotes
Movie and TV Quotes Louis CK quotes range from the simple observations about life to the timeless jokes that have made him one of the top comedians in the world right now. Whether the quotes come from his stand-up act, his televised comedy specials or his hit television show, "Louie," the best Louis CK quotes give us something to thing about and most importantly, make us laugh.
Born Louis Szekely in Washington, DC, Louis CK started his comedy career by doing stand-up in Boston, Massachusetts, in the 1980s. He went on to write jokes for and make appearances on shows like "The Late Show with David Letterman" and "Late Night with Conan O'Brien," among others. This work came together to make Louis CK a household name and put him among the funniest comedians in entertainment.
While Louis CK found success, like the others he followed in the comedy world such as George Carlin, he didn't necessarily do it with clean humor. As evident in the best Louis CK quotes, often times he provides commentary on issues like racism, religion, sex, gender, marriage equality and first world problems.
Whether he's performing stand-up at a comedy club, appearing on his television series or simply doing an interview, Louis CK has found the key to becoming successful in the comedy world. It's not always politically correct, but it makes fans around the world laugh and that's a mission accomplished.
Born Louis Szekely in Washington, DC, Louis CK started his comedy career by doing stand-up in Boston, Massachusetts, in the 1980s. He went on to write jokes for and make appearances on shows like "The Late Show with David Letterman" and "Late Night with Conan O'Brien," among others. This work came together to make Louis CK a household name and put him among the funniest comedians in entertainment.
While Louis CK found success, like the others he followed in the comedy world such as George Carlin, he didn't necessarily do it with clean humor. As evident in the best Louis CK quotes, often times he provides commentary on issues like racism, religion, sex, gender, marriage equality and first world problems.
Whether he's performing stand-up at a comedy club, appearing on his television series or simply doing an interview, Louis CK has found the key to becoming successful in the comedy world. It's not always politically correct, but it makes fans around the world laugh and that's a mission accomplished.
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Louis CK on Internet Piracy
Nice to be here. I had a good day today I went to a movie. Before the movie now they show you that presentation where they explain that you shouldn't download movies on the Internet because you're hurting all the people that work on them. They need to feed their families so you shouldn't download the movies. And I saw this and I thought, "Wow, I had no idea. I didn't know you could download movies on the Internet... I don't care about those people." - 7Up 12Down 5
Louis CK on Men vs Women
A man will cut your arm off and throw it in a river, but he'll leave you as a human being intact. He won't f**k with who you are. Women are non-violent but they will s**t inside of your heart. - 8Up 11Down 5
Louis CK on Hunting
I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing. - 9Up 13Down 10
Louis CK on His Stand-Up Act
I find that when people laugh really hard, it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they hadn't considered. That's my payoff. I'm not interested in other people thinking differently. I don't care. I'm not even educated; it's something that I'm not qualified to do. I'm just like yeast-- I eat sugar and I s**t alcohol. And there's a huge culture that goes with that. Alcohol creates massive shifts in world history, and it changes people's lives. People get pregnant because of alcohol. But the yeast doesn't give a f**k. The yeast isn't going, "I really want to help people loosen up and bring passion into Irish people's lives." - 10Up 6Down 3
Louis CK on White People Problems
We have white people problems in America. That's what we have, white people problems. You know what that is? That's where your life is amazing, do you just make s**t up to be upset about. People in other countries have real problems. Like, "Oh, s**t. They're cutting off all our heads today." Things like that. Here, we make s**t up to be upset about. Like, "How come I have to choose a language on the ATM machine? It's bulls**t. I shouldn't have to do that. I'm American." -
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