'Madea's Witness Protection' movie quotes include some great lines from this 2012 Tyler Perry comedy. 'Witness Protection' is the latest in the wildly popular 'Madea' movie franchise that began with 2005's 'Diary of a Black Woman' and also includes 2006's 'Madea's Family Reunion,' 2008's 'Madea Goes to Jail' and 2011's 'Madea's Big Happy Family.' Tyler Perry wrote, directed and stars in 'Madea's Witness Protection' as Madea: the wise-cracking grandma everyone adores. Not surprisingly, many of these 'Madea's Witness Protection' quotes are hilarious, so be sure to vote for your favorites (and vote down any quotes you don't like). Also, if you know of a great 'Madea's Witness Protection' quote that isn't listed, add it!
Madea is back in 'Madea's Witness Protection,' providing a safe haven for Wall Street big shot George Needleman (Eugene Levy). George's company is accused of running a massive Ponzi scheme with help from the mob. George is in huge trouble, because he's the "fall guy," so everyone -- especially the mob -- is looking to do him in. As a result, George and his family, including wife Kate (Denise Richards) and mom Barbara (Doris Roberts), are put into the witness protection program. Lo and behold, where do they wind up? At Madea's house, of course!