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'Magic Mike' movie quotes include some of the best lines from this 2012 comedy/drama starring Channing Tatum as stripper Magic Mike. The film, directed by Steven Soderbergh, is based in part on Tatum's experiences as a real-life stripper in Tampa, Florida, when he was 19 years old. Obviously the quotes are not exactly the focus of this film, but they are important to the movie's plot (and yes, there is a plot). See a favorite 'Magic Mike' quote? Vote it up! And feel free to add any of your favorite quotes from 'Magic Mike' that aren't listed here. Also, be sure to check out these lists of the hottest guys of summer 2012 movies and the hottest male strippers in pop culture.

'Magic Mike' features an all-star cast of gorgeous men as strippers in the Club Xquisite, led by Tatum as veteran stripper Mike. Others in the all-male revue include Alex Pettyfer as newcomer The Kid, along with Matt Bomer, Joe Manganiello, and Matthew McConaughey as Dallas, a former stripper who owns the club. Mike takes The Kid under his wing, teaching him the ropes of stripping. At the same time, he strikes up a relationship with the Kid's sister, Paige (Cody Horn). Things are going well -- but Paige (understandably) has a hard time getting past Mike's chosen profession.

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Crazy Club


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Mike: "Welcome to the crazy club, Kid."

No doubt the Kid is a bit overwhelmed when he first visits Club Xquisite with Magic Mike. The club's patrons definitely act crazy -- but who wouldn't, seeing Channing Tatum, Matt Bomer and Joe Manganiello taking off their clothes in front of them?
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Mr. Magic Mike


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Dallas (to club audience): "Will you welcome to the stage, the one, the only... Mr. Magic Mike!"

Magic Mike is the star attraction at Club Xquisite. He's a veteran stripper and he definitely knows how to work a crowd with his dance moves and gyrations. As a result, he brings in major cash for himself and for the club.
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Pretty Funny


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Paige: "I was hoping this was all a joke." (watches stripper "Big Dick" Richie flipping a patron upside down -- and cracking his back in the process)
Mike: "It's pretty funny."

Obviously things don't always go smoothly for the club's strippers, including Richie (Joe Manganiello), who finds that lifting a slightly heavy female can result in injury. It's not a joke though -- these guys make big money. They'll need it to pay the chiropractor...
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Fulfilling Fantasies


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Dallas (to The Kid): "You're not just stripping. You are fulfilling every woman's wildest fantasies. You are the husband they never had. You are that dreamboat guy that never came along! You are the one night stand that they get to have, tonight, with you on stage..."

The Kid (Alex Pettyfer) is introduced into the world of stripping by Mike, and he's got a lot to learn. As Dallas explains, being a great exotic dancer involves selling a fantasy.