- 1+ 8- 0
- 2+ 11- 2
Andy Warhol's One of Us?
Andy Warhol: "Dammit K, trying to blow my cover?"
Agent J: "Whoa, Andy Warhol's one of us?!"
Andy Warhol (to Young Agent K): "Who's the dumbass?"
Agent J: "You know, I'd have no problem pimp-slapping the shiznit out of Andy Warhol."
Andy Warhol was MIB? This totally explains everything. Every. Thing. And props to casting Bill Hader as Warhol...
- 3+ 9- 3
This is What Happens
Agent J (to crowd): "Okay, you know how your kid won a goldfish in that little baggie from the school fair and you didn't want that nasty thing in your house so you flushed it down the toilet?" (big nasty alien fish gets carried off) "Well, this is what happens."
If ever there was a need to use the neuralizer, this is it. This ginormous fish-alien-thing is far more menacing than that cute little goldfish you won at the fair...
- 4+ 4- 1
We Need to Go, Right Now
Young Agent K: "Last chance: Who are you and what do you know?"
Agent J: "I'm an agent of Men in Black but I'm from the future. We're partners. 25 years from now you're gonna recruit me and 14 years after that the guy you didn't let me kill today at Coney Island, he escapes from prison and jumps back in the past and unleashes a full-scale invasion of Earth. We got about 19 hours to catch him and kill him so really, we need to go, right now."
Young Agent K: "Alright."
Agent J is (understandably) skeptical -- he's almost certain the Young Agent K (Josh Brolin, and wow was this a stellar casting decision) won't believe him. Surprisingly, he does -- but only after staring and scowling at J for a few good seconds.
- 5+ 2- 0
Turn Your Cell Phone Off
Agent J: "Ladies and gentlemen if you will, look right here." (Neuralizes the crowd) "Okay, you know how you're on an airplane and the flight attendant asks you to turn your cell phone off? And you're like 'I ain't turning by cell phone off, that don't have nothing to do with no damn airplane.' Well, this is what we get." (points to space junk/plane debris) "That's what happens, it gets up there and bounces around on the satellites and Blam! Just turn your damn cell phone off. Now you're gonna drive off a cliff tonight because your GPS don't work."
Agent J's neuralizing scenes are always hilarious, and highly quotable. This is just one of many, and he's got a point about turning off the "damn cell phone."
- 6+ 3- 2
Looking for K
Agent J: "I'm looking for K, have you seen him? Sort of a surly, older gentleman, smiles like this..." (scowls)
Agent Oh: "K has been dead for over 40 years."
Uh oh, big trouble. K is dead? Yes, and it's up to Agent J to go back in time, to 1969, to try and stop his death. Otherwise, bad things will happen, like world destruction.
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