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Men Who Resent Their Parents For Having Them Circumcised

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Circumcision is a topic of debate, should we or shouldn't we? Well, this is a list of dudes who wish their parents hadn't done it. Even though the health benefits of circumcision out weigh non circumcisions for some reason these guys just wish the choice had been theirs, but I also bet that they wouldn't like to be a 30 something year old man contemplating circumcision and are probably really glad they can't remember the process, or the healing.
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    Ben Affleck was reportedly circumcised after suffering an injury. Jon Stewart brought it up briefly on the Daily Show of September 19, 2006, and Affleck said, "I hate the circumcisions! Get enough in me, and I'll tell you how much I hate them!"
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    James K. Baxter

    In a letter to Robert Burns, Baxter wrote "The Plunket nurse ran in
    To scissor off my valued foreskin,
    But one thing staggered that grimalkin:
    Poets are born with three balls."
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    At the age of seven, in 1914, about the time that he went to boarding school and his father went away to war, he was circumcised. ... Auden's operation remained an unpleasant memory.
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    Capra contacted gonorrhoea after a one-night stand with a woman. He sought treatment at an underground "clap-shack" which cured him until the next random he slept with. This time, the quack doctor Capra consulted suggested a radical remedy: adult circumcision. "The son of a bitch cut everything off!" Capra later wailed. The operation left Capra hunched over in agony, bleeding into a rag -- and sexually crippled for the rest of his life.
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    Marc Christian

    He was actor Rock Hudson's last boyfriend.

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  1. Hugh7
    Men Who Resent Their Parents For Having Them Circumcised at 5/05/2012 4:38 PM
    Since you've lifted the list in its entirety from my site, http://www.circumstitions.com/Resent.html , perhaps an acknowledgement would be in order? A pity you didn't look at the rest of the site, which might have dispelled some of your prejudice against the whole penis, and your misconceptions about the "benefits" of cutting normal, healthy parts off non-consenting babies.
  2. Hugh7
    Men Who Resent Their Parents For Having Them Circumcised at 5/05/2012 4:31 PM
    The benefits do NOT outweigh the detriments. The medical benefits are marginal and exaggerated - slight reductions in rare ailments of late onset that can be better prevented by other means or treated IF they arise - when they are not completely bogus. Where circumcision is not customary, and doctors are taught more about the foreskin than how to cut it off (and their textbooks actually show a foreskin), the lifetime risk of needing to be circumcised is one in thousands. And if a man reaches his 30s intact, why, he's had 15 years enjoying the many subtle pleasures a complete, whole natural penis gives.
  3. Anonymous
    Men Who Resent Their Parents For Having Them Circumcised at 2/09/2012 5:33 PM
    Unless the person in question - child or adult - gets to choose to become circumcised, it's genital mutilation and nothing less...

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