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Mens Room Rules... By Colt45 [8 more lists]
In the Men's Room there are rules. Rules that have gone unwritten until now.
- 1
No girls allowed
This is a Men's Room for a reason. Keep that bimbo in the girls room, there are more stalls in there to work with anyway. -
- 2
Urinal borders
Urinal borders can be a man's best friend. Especial when his manly hood is exposed.
The best border is a real wall from the building. So choose wisely and hope you can get an edge. - 3
Urinal buffers
But what happens if some jack ass gets the drop on you and takes that coveted wall spot?
You create a buffer zone. Usually comprised of an open urinal on each side. -
- 4
Zipper only
When you are going to drain your lizard your belt and button should be securely fastened.
If you need to slide down your pants to pee you might as well sit, while you do it so don't break the first rule and get your ass in the chicks room. - 5
Where to look
Whether your zoning out at the big game or at the wall keep your eyes straight ahead.
As soon as your eyes start to wonder so does your manliness.
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